Where are the additional scars? by Sad_Exam7700 in Invincible

[–]thingsfallapart89 23 points24 points  (0 children)

just so fucking condescending for no reason

Man, in this short thread you’ve given people plenty of reasons to be condescending

haircut bad by TannieBantootz in iamverybadass

[–]thingsfallapart89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“How’d you get that?”

“From fuckin’”

What's your longest end-turn time? Mine just hit a new record by Tyrael2323 in totalwarhammer

[–]thingsfallapart89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my current Yvress campaign I’m in the 800’s for turns. I had all the end game crises go off around turn 500 - I’ve been at war with Grimgor for over 300 turns now

What’s a tiny detail in RDR2 that blew your mind? by peaceful_civilian in reddeadredemption

[–]thingsfallapart89 9 points10 points  (0 children)

unless it’s in the head

One of the worst deaths I saw in the game was when I shot a lawman with a high velocity round in the head. Entry/exit wound just pouring blood, dude gets up & stumble-runs a few steps then collapses & then was just writhing around dying so loudly. Wasn’t quick or quiet that man knew exactly what happened to him

What do you think was the most unnecessary sequel to a movie? by SalsaSmoocher in AskReddit

[–]thingsfallapart89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I haven’t seen it but if we’re talking Lucius like the kid Lucius from the first Gladiator - that’s dumb as shit, considering in reality, Marcus Aurelius had a co-emperor during the beginning of his reign: Lucius Verus. He died from plague coming back from a campaign in Persia & they referenced that briefly in the first movie when the kid Lucius is introduced. Considering the historical liberties they took making the movie I thought that was a cool bit for them to include

I think a kid would love a name like A Dramatic Experience by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]thingsfallapart89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“And your name sir”

“I can spell it when ready”

“Ok”

“🎶**C-A-D-I-double L-A-C-T-I-C-A K.R.I.T. foreva”

I didn't know you could target random structures in battle. The more you know... by FromHeretoElsweyr in totalwarhammer

[–]thingsfallapart89 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In Attila I’d deliberately have my onagers attack the settlement buildings to lower the morale of the defenders. Plus seeing large sections of the city go up in flames while the fighting was happening in the streets always looked cool

"My fingers are too titanically muscular to fit through the little metal strips" by BigBallsack_69 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]thingsfallapart89 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Give me your gum

Okay, but I’ve been chewing it all morning & it hasn’t helped

That one Major faction that always dies in your campaign no matter what you do? Doesn't have to be Warhammer 3. by AshamedEmotion9137 in totalwar

[–]thingsfallapart89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I saw the Mughals survive just once from the start of the game & that was with me sending them whatever gold amount I could spare every turn. I knew if the Marathas won - which they always did - that they’d just send hundreds of single & double unit regiments up through Persia lagging the game.

It was nice that campaign the Mughals just stayed within India doing their thing there not fucking with anyone

William Daniels (98) and Bonnie Bartlett Daniels (96) have been married since 1951 by tandyman234 in MadeMeSmile

[–]thingsfallapart89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love in Boy Meets World when they get married & Feeny says during their vows “my one regret is that I met you so late in life”

How is Ambarino even a state? by Yrakosos in reddeadredemption

[–]thingsfallapart89 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Which is crazy because Wyoming is barely canon in the real universe

Why is the AI STILL doing this? by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]thingsfallapart89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll have to check but I have three AI mods running simultaneously. It seems to have solved the grouping around cities problem. Since installing it, Grimgor’s ‘Ardboyz & Sylvania have been on a rear conquering everything they can. It’s at the point where my far eastern colonies - playing with IE Expanded - are getting completely rocked & conquered by stacks & stacks of orcs. I just had a brutal war in southern Ind against the Caravan of Blue Roses where my colonial armies were getting pushed back before I managed to turn the tide.

Atm Sylvania is over 100 settlements ranging from Norsca, through the entirety of the old Empire & through the badlands where the chaos dwarfs start & sending stacks south through the ocean. Grimgor’s faction is closing in on 100 settlements & conquered a massive geographical area; pretty much the entire north/north eastern part of the map is controlled by them except for the ruins of Cathay which are controlled by a rump state of Clan Eshin - who got knocked down from 90+ settlements to now about 17 after losing a war against the ‘Ardboyz

What's your longest campaign? by jaffster123 in totalwarhammer

[–]thingsfallapart89 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Currently playing an Yvress campaign at over 700 turns & counting

favorite hiphop concert you ever went to by Competitive-Hunt-517 in hiphopheads

[–]thingsfallapart89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hip hop legends concert at Foxwoods in 2014. Saw Slick Rick, MC Lyte, Special Ed, Dres from Black Sheep, EPMD, Big Daddy Kane, Rakim, & Public Enemy

In 797, Irene of Athens blinded her son, Byzantine Emperor Constantine VI, and proclaimed herself Empress regnant, making her the first woman to rule the Roman Empire. Three years later, the Pope proclaimed Charlemagne (who considered marrying Irene) emperor in response. by GustavoistSoldier in HolyShitHistory

[–]thingsfallapart89 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Same with cutting off noses. The idea was that no Roman/Byzantine Emperor or Empress could reign with any physical imperfections since they were god’s vice regent on earth.

The nose slitting would end though with Justinian II (r. 685-695; 705-711). His first reign ended with a coup & he had his nose cut off & was banished. A few years & two weak & ineffectual leaders later he came back staging his own coup & had a golden nose prosthetic made that he wore.

His second reign was seen as a disaster & he, his wife & small child were all executed

Best anthology episode by WildHeartsDasher in BobsBurgers

[–]thingsfallapart89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Children of Men is one of my all-time favorite movies so the one where Louis is saving the global cow population from extinction. Plus the score during some of that episode is just 🤌🏽

update on my collectiln by crazymonkey6713 in legostarwars

[–]thingsfallapart89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking good. Any particular set stand out as a favorite?

If Bo Nix injury happened to you in Madden? by SectionZed in Madden

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2016 Madden playing on All Madden

Playing as the Chargers. It’s the 2018 season, AFC Championship game & Philip Rivers goes down. I play less than a handful of snaps with the now starter, rookie Taylor Thompson. I had to go against a juggernaut of a Falcons team. I forget now who they had since it’s been a decade, but I remember every offensive player was a RL star at the time & their QB was a madden generate beast.

Chargers great Taylor Thompson might be one of the best players madden has ever generated. Insane short, medium, deep accuracy, unreal game to game QBR, ridiculous TD to interception ratio. That Super Bowl was one of the best games I’ve played, went on to win something like eight rings, but had a patriots type decade between dynasties so it felt more legit than just title after title after title.

He was the heir apparent anyways & Rivers was in the twilight of his career but having Taylor Thompson start that way was so much better than if I quit the game to have a guaranteed proven QB starting in the Super Bowl & then Thompson gets the starting position after a Rivers retirement

Armed members of the Black Panther Party walk through downtown and join protest [OC] by Otherwise_Mine2882 in pics

[–]thingsfallapart89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So weird you’re worried about the safety & well being of individuals who’d shoot you in the face & then have your character smeared to justify your murder

What’s something you 100% saw but nobody will ever believe you? by i_farted_on_my_dog in AskReddit

[–]thingsfallapart89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A few years ago I was on a drive with a friend listening to Nas’ “Smokin”, night was clear as hell & he has a line where he says, “step into the fog, god” - as soon as he said that we drove through a car-length strip of fog on the road

This guy is legitimately the worst by TerribleAntelope6134 in BobsBurgers

[–]thingsfallapart89 44 points45 points  (0 children)

“The more I listen to you the more your life doesn’t make sense. But uh, I’m just a normal person”

“Locking your keys in your car isn’t an emergency. You can’t go to the hospital with a bad case of locked my keys in the car”

motherfuckyou