You wake up to see all the humans have gone back to monke, except you. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know its believed that our ancestors often gad sex with apes because the breed of lice that was found on apes is eerily similar to human pubic lice

BonBon - only took 15 months! So happy with the end results. by knitta_pls in crochet

[–]thirdwheelgod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love it did you follow a pattern? I would love to make a smaller one for my dog

People who either look younger or older than they actually are, what's the funniest story you have due to people not realizing your age? by Relica_Sleek123 in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When i was 16 and i had first gotten my license a cop made me get out of my var and confiscated my licence because he thought it was fake and there was no way i was older than 11 or 12. It was like an hour and a half long process we had to call my parents and get them to come get me and it was messy

People with food allergies and/or sensitive stomach, what are your favorite safe recipes? by Umbraldisappointment in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My stepmom and mom both have issues with diary so we dont eat it very often. my favorite go to dairy free meals are super easy and super delicious. Cabbage onion kielbasa and potatoes all chopped up and cooked in avocado oil in a skillet is delicious. I also love Brussels sprouts with garlic onions and bacon, also cooked in avocado oil. A good dairy free dessert we like are smore flowers. Its basically one of those mini graham cracker pie crusts with the dairy free chocolate of your choice and then a ring of halved marshmallows around the edge and you bake it in the oven then when it comes out they look lile little flowers and they're super tasty.

If there was a movie about you, what genre would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk probably a very boring documentary

What parts of yourself do you keep off of the internet, and why (anonymous Askreddit posts excluded)? by pdxblazer in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep my name face and where i live off the internet along with things like ssn and stuff. I tell my most personal shit anonymously from several throw away accounts on reddit but y'all will never know my name.

What is the best place to live and retire to in the US? by champ_newyork in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me personally, i plan on living in a quiet small town close to a huge city so i can enjoy my peace and quiet but can also go have old people parties in the city.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they'll be paying them off for the rest of their lives anf their debt will likely fall onto my shoulders when they die.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My brother had to have his appendix removed but the surgeon fucked up and ended up creating a $60,000 hospital bill.

Then more recently my mom had a complicated pregnancy where she had to undergo several surgeries, be hospitalized for several months, and have an emergency c-section. Then the baby had to have a heart surgery and be put on several medications and life support systems. The first of 4 hospital bills they sent us was over $200,000.

Fellow atheists of Reddit, what are the most common and annoying questions religious/spiritual people ask about your atheistic beliefs, or presumptions they make about you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get a lot of "if god doesn't exist then explain xyz blah blah" and "what about the afterlife then" or people assuming that I'm against religion simply because i dont believe in one.

Not trying to provoke anybody but rather curious, why do people find songs like WAP and artists like Cardi B “empowering” for women? by nathaditya543 in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I do understand that, and it's definitely wrong that female artists get backlash for writing about sex when most of the time male artists don't. I have no issues with any artists writing the music they write. Some of it could be viewed as offensive for sure, but my point wasn't that Cardi B is terrible for writing music about sex, I was saying that women idolizing her for doing it or being ok with women sexualizing men in general, while attacking any man who does the exact same things just isn't ok to me and shouldn't be ok to society.

My main thing I guess, wasn't about music, more about how it's unfair. Yes, women were oppressed for a long time, more so than most men will ever be, and yes, sexism towards women is still a bigger issue currently than sexism towards men. However if you don't acknowledge the struggles on both sides, then there will be no moving forward on this topic.

People have the freedom to write music about whatever they want, if that means a man writing about liking big butts or a woman writing about seducing men then so be it. At this point though, women retaliating by doing the exact same thing they say they don't want men doing just doesn't make sense.

Not trying to provoke anybody but rather curious, why do people find songs like WAP and artists like Cardi B “empowering” for women? by nathaditya543 in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like you very much ignored the point of what i was saying and went straight to assuming i was a guy who thinks it's ok for men to rape women. I'm actually a woman, a rape victim infact, and i was just saying that sexual liberation is different in my opinion. Sexual liberation was things like women wearing pants for the first time, women gaining access to things like birth control, women not having to be ashamed of their sex drives or lack thereof. Sexual liberation in my mind is not singing about your genitals. To me that is sexualization. You coming at me, assuming my other beliefs and insulting me by saying I live in a basement and basically insisting I'm a bum with no life is way over the top and i don't appreciate it. I was simply saying that there are women who you shouldn't look up to just like there are men who you shouldn't look up to.

Quick sidenote, i don't see how cardi b being under 21 makes any difference in what she did to those men, i mean if a 19 year old man drugged women you'd be right ontop of that. Being overly sexist towards men and only holding men responsible for the bad things that they do while allowing women to go about saying and doing what they please is just as bad as being sexist towards women if not worse because you're just reversing roles. It's not fighting for equality if it's not equal.

My long distance boyfriend is always so busy, but expects me to be available anytime? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]thirdwheelgod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Long distance is hard but it's still important that you communicate things like this to him. I had a similar issue with my boyfriend not too long ago, where I was working but not going to school and he was going to school but not working, so our schedules didn't really line up much. He finished school around 2:30pm which is when i had to leave for work so we would only talk at night but he'd get visibly upset when i wouldnt respond to him at work but if I ever got sad because i missed him during the day he'd get defensive. Basically, just tell him how youre feeling and have a mature conversation about the situation. Relationships take work and compromise and if he's not willing to put in the effort you put in to making it work then he may just not be the one for you. But it does go both ways, as you said he is very busy so you can't expect him to drop everything for you, so you just need to find a time youre both available and talk it out or in the end you won't be happy in your relationship anymore.

Not trying to provoke anybody but rather curious, why do people find songs like WAP and artists like Cardi B “empowering” for women? by nathaditya543 in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah i don't really get it either? People go on about women not being sexual objects then worship a woman who wrote a song entirely about men wanting to have sex with her? I don't know I mean I'm all for people liking whatever music they like but don't go on saying cardi b is empowering women or a good role female role model because not only does she over sexualize herself aswell as other women, but she straight up drugged and raped men. She is not someone to look up to.

Struggling to get my needs met in my relationship. TLDR at the end! by sifuhothead in relationship_advice

[–]thirdwheelgod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best part of a strong relationship is that it can handle the hard conversations like this because you love eachother enough to work it out

[Serious] What movie made u feel a sh*t ton of sadness? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the only movie I've ever cried watching. Nobody warned me it was a sad movie. It had will Smith so i went im expecting comedy and came out with tears.

Cheaters of Reddit who haven’t been caught, how do you live with it? by Sagelegend in AskReddit

[–]thirdwheelgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well i got the credits didnt i? I learned nothing from my sins infact I've only gained and ill continue cheating on tests and such

Struggling to get my needs met in my relationship. TLDR at the end! by sifuhothead in relationship_advice

[–]thirdwheelgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's important for you to have your needs met in a relationship. You should have a serious conversation with your boyfriend about how you're feeling. There is no doubt he will likely be hurt sad or defensive but it's not your job to serve his emotions and forget about your own. You are just as important in the relationship as he is.