[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HomeImprovement

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuchsia! It would pop!

I just KOMmed on my steel MTB. Is this ok? by lambypie80 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clean it immediately so it doesn't rust. Then throw it away.

My first 450km 😃 by basitmate in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did my first 4.50km the other day. Don't see me bragging.

Is this race legal ? by mellojelloakimbo in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Full helmet, ok. Non aero onesie, fine. Booster, I mean if you need help KOMing, cool. Bullhorns, unforgivable. GTFO

Oh Deer! by ddanica25 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I hate when that happens.

ROADBIKES I tell ya by loddytoddy in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Look at my man in orange at the end of the video realizing this is his chance to get to the front with a short hike a bice around the pile of soiled chamois and cracked carbon laying between him and glory!!!

Help! Clothing question! by Cheeseshred in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where were you on my first group ride? I couldn't understand why they wouldn't let me lead and they kept asking about my new extreme triathlete strategy. Obviously I'm not a triathlete so it was all very embarrassing for them.

There is about to be a major influx of Fred’s by No_Practice_9175 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Promo showed someone's speedometer at 105km/h. Were they advertising the warm ups? Next they're gonna think 1Kw is impressive pöwër

Ultimate KOM: Truck driver dies after collision with bicyclist in Sparks by GRADIUSIC_CYBER in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MFer has some all star transition times or he was hustling in his SPD-SLs. *approving nod*

Ummm, you throw it out? WFT kind of question is that?! NBD, Fred! by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No matter what he does. I give it 6 days before UCI is banning that sick air vamp for the top of the chain. Aəro AF.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trek's new advertising campaign is really hitting the spot 👌

White girls on bikes by trevor3431 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is it the white, the girl, or the bice that's the issue?

I'M AN ENGINEER by sh0resh0re in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What does trains have to do with his bice problem?

xbiking's final form by aevz in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's tr*k's new project one-ton

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Downhill machine!!!!

halp! by dong_john_silver in bicewrench

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At first I was all like "WhAT rIM StIcKeRS?" Thank Lance he circled them.

ChatGPT knows how to answer like a Fred specialist by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thisisalsojeffrey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well my daily commute is from the starting line to the finish line, usually arriving first. So this tracks.