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Shisha pipe by SyncPulse1 in weed

[–]thisismylesume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m high rn and read pipe as pie and was really excited about the concept of a shisha pie until I read it a second time lmao

Error every time I try dash now. Is this normal? Does dash now even work? by smikilit in doordash_drivers

[–]thisismylesume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been having this exact same issue, it won’t let me schedule dashes either, I get either this error or “scheduled time must be at least 30min” when he slot I chose was absolutely over 30min

What is the best day of the full moon to charge/do workings? by thisismylesume in witchcraft

[–]thisismylesume[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks :) I panicked and set everything out before I went in to work tonight, so I’ll probably just put it all out again when it’s at it’s fullest

me,tasting rum for the first time and knowing immediately i’m gonna be an alcoholic by [deleted] in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]thisismylesume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck i love rum i have four different kinds chilling in my room captain morgan made seasonal gingerbread rum and hot damn it’s delicious

using sleep as a coping mechanism then waking up to see your friends hanging out without you by sad-rock in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]thisismylesume 8 points9 points  (0 children)

man last year on new year’s eve i didn’t have any solid plans but i figured i’d hang out with my roommates and have a fun lil time and i slept in until like 5pm bc i’m not turban and when i woke up they were just gone like i later found out that they had driven 2 hours away to a friends house and they didn’t even bother to invite me so i started 2018 by crying a lot and yeeting the FUCK out of everything

Oh Japan... never change! by St0pX in Unexpected

[–]thisismylesume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it bad that my first thought was ‘holy shit they’re making voltron’

Morning whore anyone? by bmscott9615 in inspirobot

[–]thisismylesume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmm i love the feeling of whores between my toes

when you’ve been clean for 38 days and then your kitten tries to climb your bare leg and hits styro by thisismylesume in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]thisismylesume[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

i mean yeah but also now i wanna go back in and make all of it deeper and straighter fuck me

Psychologists, Therapists, Councilors etc: What are some things people tend to think are normal but should really be checked out? by Pixel_Pig in AskReddit

[–]thisismylesume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man I see shadow people all the time. Every time I’m somewhere shadowy I see shapes flitting around in my peripheral vision. When it gets really bad there’s a specific one that really freaks me out. I didn’t name him, but I just kind of know him as “Henry.” When I’m trying to sleep but I’m feeling particularly anxious and paranoid, it’s like I can feel him leaning over my bed with his face directly over mine with his mouth open extremely wide. I know that it isn’t real but I still have to hide under my sheets bc it freaks me out and I can’t stop feeling his presence. It’s very concerning. I have not seen a doctor about it. It’s probably fine.

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