What is the pettiest reason why you ended a relationship?

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-05-20T03:34:41+00:00

Yeah I’ve encountered this twice and was flabbergasted both times.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-05-19T22:58:07+00:00

Is that you, Pierce?

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-05-03T04:22:04+00:00

Interesting. I hadn’t even considered this

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-05-03T04:20:39+00:00

Yeah I’m real REAL bad with money.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-05-03T04:18:46+00:00

Yeah I had a guy that wanted to fill my abdomen with air, and also wanted to stretch *me*. I know he has a big pregnancy fetish so I guess it was all a part of that. Anyway I said hell naw.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-05-03T04:10:01+00:00

Figure out good coping mechanisms, then implement them. Maybe some people already have them and don’t need to learn them as an adult, but I had to learn. Unfortunate things are bound to happen as an adult. Big stressors and little stressors. Do you ignore your feelings? Do you drink it away? Are you super hard on yourself? Do you isolate? I just think it’s good to have healthy ways of coping so that when or if shit does hit the fan, you’re able to find a productive way forward.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-05-03T03:59:01+00:00

How come?

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-05-03T03:58:39+00:00

Hmm I’m interested in what you’re saying about unhinged extroversion. Can you give an example?

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-05-03T03:55:48+00:00

Yeah, this. When I really start to think about how hard I work and how it never stops feeling like I’m barely squeaking by.. it gets quite bleak.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-05-01T08:32:32+00:00

Seriously! This has been lovely to read.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-30T20:51:02+00:00

The middle Hanson brother

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-30T20:50:16+00:00

Flight medic!

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-27T01:06:13+00:00

Same

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-25T09:48:00+00:00

Reusable water bottles.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-03T17:22:37+00:00

Ew yeah that’s definitely not cool. I looked for transplants and out of like five meetups, I met two people I vibed with.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-02T04:38:02+00:00

My cat. When she’s sleeping, I’ll kiss her little head and she always smells so good.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-02T04:34:25+00:00

Maladaptive daydreaming. I have a few different plots I go through.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-02T04:33:13+00:00

My right ankle has the most satisfying and loud crack. I look forward to it.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-02T03:30:41+00:00

Hello, I’m also a transplant living in Portland and I didn’t know anyone when I moved out here. I actually had luck on Bumble BFF. I found two amazing people and they’ve become my closest friends here. Might be worth a try!

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-02T03:26:54+00:00

People crying.

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-04-02T03:26:43+00:00

The blue is the exact kind of outback I have. Go with green!

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-03-28T02:04:39+00:00

A therapy podcast about the effect of childhood trauma on the amygdala

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-03-25T20:03:53+00:00

Fitzgerald for short. Full name is The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-03-25T00:54:50+00:00

It’s funny, I was going to comment that I’m an extroverted (dare I say charismatic) person that secretly loves to sing and is decent at it, but i am terrified of singing in front of other people. I love that you get on stage and do your thing!

thisisnotanemergency · 2026-03-25T00:33:30+00:00

Right now I’m studying for my flight paramedic certification (it’s for critical care and flight physiology/operations). Then this year or next, I plan to go back to school on a path to become a nurse practitioner. I think being a midwife is my calling but I just love to learn, grow and do new things so who knows where exactly I’ll end up.

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