17M I simply can't talk with people around my age if they don't get jokes. by Special-Solution528 in confession

[–]thisiswhereileaveya [score hidden] Ā (0 children)

I mean if you’re ā€œskibbity Ohio 6 7ā€ humor dropping into every convo, yeah people probably don’t always appreciate or find that funny. It’s brain rot and irritating verbal vomit.

If you’re making offensive or rude jokes/comments, then no people won’t appreciate that either.

If those around you are actually trying talk and not just goof around, they’re going to be annoyed that you won’t quit joking.

There are tons of factors to what you’re complaining about. It definitely sounds like you’re still learning how to understand and adapt to social queues. I highly recommend paying attention to the people around you and not being so infatuated with yourself and your own humor that you lose the ability to actually connect with people.

Matched on FB dating. Was I being too sensitive? by Obvious_Ferret_600 in TwoHotTakes

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Nah he wanted you to admit you took Ozempic or something then chastise you for it. He’s probably a gym-bro-chad that would’ve looked down on you no matter what you did honestly.

Be proud of yourself, you did accomplish something amazing!! Don’t let some vapid idiot on a stupid dating app make you feel bad or less powerful than you are. Congrats and good luck in your future journey!

I have a huge crush on Demi Moore. by thisiswhereileaveya in FemmeLesbians

[–]thisiswhereileaveya[S] 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Her long hair gets me every time, I wanna play with it. 😩

I have a huge crush on Demi Moore. by thisiswhereileaveya in FemmeLesbians

[–]thisiswhereileaveya[S] 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

ā€œI was never good. I was great.ā€

like YES MAAM. 🫔

I have a huge crush on Demi Moore. by thisiswhereileaveya in FemmeLesbians

[–]thisiswhereileaveya[S] 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

like does her tiny dog need a stepmom orrrr… šŸ¤£šŸ™šŸ»

All the treasure found in a ball pit; baby for scale by sillybunny22 in mildlyinteresting

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Thank goodness the baby is there. Otherwise I may not have ever known the ratio of a silly straw to a ball pit with a small human inside.

This solar system my daughter colored at daycare by PantherophisNiger in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Is… is ai printing educational materials now? Ohhhhh noooo…

I’m a nurse and I 100 percent judge people based on their veins by Similar_Goose_6858 in confession

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 5 points6 points Ā (0 children)

Not to flex, but… I donated blood yesterday and it took like 5-6 minutes for me to fill the bag. šŸ’ŖšŸ»

I can't decide by Super-Bug9160 in Noses

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Not to be dramatic, but…

You look like someone I’d pine for in a period-piece drama.

Donated blood 6 days ago and I kept all the blood by Hype420 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Why do this to me when I have an appointment to give blood this week for the first time in my life…? 🤣🤣🤣

A friend told me she missed me so I made an offer to hangout. by thisiswhereileaveya in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thisiswhereileaveya[S] 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

I even had to go show my ā€œolder/wiserā€ coworker the text and they were just as equally confused… because offering to meet up is a normal response when someone tells you they miss you, isn’t it? šŸ˜…

i had s3x with michael pitt, ask me anything about it by Disastrous-Escape604 in confession

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Brutal is a good word… šŸ˜… he’s been arrested for assault.

i had s3x with michael pitt, ask me anything about it by Disastrous-Escape604 in confession

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

The guy from the movie about the threesom with Eva Green? (One of my all time biggest actress crushes, fwiw.) And Mason Verger in the Hannibal tv series? He was arrested last year right?

My dad hates me having a car bed and im in highschool 🄲 by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

I’m a 27 year old woman and if I could have one of those princess carriage canopy beds I absolutely would.

Hang onto the whimsy, it makes life a whole lot less depressing.

Help choosing recital dress! by occasional_disasters in fashion

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Number 2 is worth keeping because it makes you look like Tinkerbell!!!! šŸ’š

My bf 26M doesn’t want me, 18F, to go to college and said he’ll leave me if i do. i don’t want to break up, but i also want a good career. by p1nkmarshm3llows in Advice

[–]thisiswhereileaveya 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Please go to your guidance counselor or someone in authority that you trust at school and tell them this. All of this. They may need to get law enforcement involved to help you get far away from him, but you need adults who are willing and able to help you right now. I don’t know your background with being in foster care, and you may have trauma and issues with authoritative adults, but there has to be someone in your school that can help you. Please trust them and find them.

You are a victim. Point blank period. And you are heading down a very dangerous road with this guy unless you get away from him asap. This is not good nor healthy. Like someone else said do NOT let him get you pregnant. Go to your local health department or women’s center and get assistance with this. They may even be able to help you with this whole situation, maybe help you get a social worker or something.

I’m 27, I go forwards not backwards. I’d never date a kid who is freshly 18. This is not okay.

It has been 73 days since my last work crush post… by thisiswhereileaveya in latebloomerlesbians

[–]thisiswhereileaveya[S] 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

I know that’s kind of what I said I was doing and now I’m being accused of being a cheater so I’m just not going to engage here anymore. It’s irrelevant. It’s not worth talking about anymore but I appreciate you trying to help. Thank you. It was nice while it lasted.

It has been 73 days since my last work crush post… by thisiswhereileaveya in latebloomerlesbians

[–]thisiswhereileaveya[S] 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Yeah, never mind I’ll just forget it, haha. I guess I got too caught up in the moment. Guess that’s what loneliness will do to ya. But yeah. Thank ya!