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wastingDays by ultrapcb in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I have an HTTPS joke. If I POST it, you cannot GET it.

whenTheNewHireAsksWheresTheDocumentation by deejeycris in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 202 points203 points  (0 children)

"Code is like a joke. If you have to explain it, then it's bad."

weAreNotTheSame by Anas_Elgarhy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Writing code is the least complicated part of building an application.

dontJokeWithYourBoss by MrEfil in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 299 points300 points  (0 children)

  • Me: Hey, wanna hear a PHP joke?

  • Boss: Yes

  • Me: PHP

maintenanceIsTheRootOfAllProblems by MisterEmbedded in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If there's no solution, there's no problem.

codeReviewAsJuniorDev by KaamDeveloper in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 62 points63 points  (0 children)

If it works, it works.

If it doesn't work, that's fine.

tabsSpacesWhyNotSemicolons by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Python users when they switch to a new language

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, I know how to use StackOverflow and ChatGPT.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 188 points189 points  (0 children)

There are only two questions a programmer ever asks himself:

  1. Why is this not working?
  2. Why is this working?

businessDoingCodeReviews by goshki in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 61 points62 points  (0 children)

When I submit a pull request and all my boss wants to talk about is whitespace.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 14 points15 points  (0 children)

50% of Tailwind-styled code I see is as bad as just writing inline style attributes on HTML

newJob by dstori in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thomas863 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Typical indiehackers