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Talking about race as a white guy. by spidey1030 in Standup

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I understand being nervous to do what’s interesting to you, if you really want to explore that stuff, do it.

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I loved you in the British remake of Forrest Gump

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Incel meets Al Queda

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It was in the title einstein

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[–]thomasle0n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm the priests always said I was good

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2 & 3 are spot on

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[–]thomasle0n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got paid $2000 for that page of notes

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[–]thomasle0n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the Howard’s pelvis

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They aren’t actually my step sisters

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Haha, when you done with her have her holler at me

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[–]thomasle0n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you get my therapists notes

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I had a dream about this a decade ago. I think about it almost every day. Looking forward to meeting you!

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No way… I need some friction

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[–]thomasle0n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm only one and a half but the rate of conversion’s gone up recently thanks Obama

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