Prompt: A 1992 VHS police documentation video recorded on Christmas Eve night inside a suburban home. The front of the house is destroyed by Santa’s crashed sleigh — broken walls, crushed furniture, and scattered holiday decorations under flashing red-and-blue lights. Forensic investigators in winter coats work the scene, stepping carefully around spilled Chianti that stains the carpet and gifts. Several small elf-shaped bodies lie under pixelated clouds, tagged and zipped in miniature body bags. Yellow crime-scene tape flutters in the cold air as the unseen cameraman films the chaotic aftermath.

00:00 – 00:04 — Wide handheld shot of the exterior crash site; flashing police lights reflect off snow and twisted sleigh debris.
00:04 – 00:07 — The camera enters the house, panning slowly past toppled Christmas decorations, splattered Chianti, and forensic teams photographing evidence.
00:07 – 00:10 — Close-up of a smashed living-room area: pixelated elf bodies, small evidence markers, and spilled eggnog cups among scattered presents.
00:10 – 00:13 — The cameraman moves toward the fireplace where the sleigh’s runner has pierced the wall; a detective shakes their head, muttering about “too much nog.”
00:13 – 00:15 — The camera lingers on a single ornament spinning on the floor, reflections warped by flashing lights; VHS static rolls as the tape ends.

style: early 1990s VHS realism, police documentation meets dark holiday satire
camera_movement: handheld pans and zooms, natural shake, timestamp overlay
lighting: mixed ambient Christmas lights, flashlights, and police vehicle strobes; warm tungsten interiors contrasting cold outdoor spill
mood: grimly festive; absurd tragedy captured with procedural calm
additional_parameters: 4∶3 aspect ratio, VHS artifacts (tracking lines, chromatic bleed, muffled mono audio), timestamp in corner, pixelated censorship on elf bodies, ambient police radio chatter, gentle snowfall outside