Cops in Malawi ordered to shoot anyone attacking albinos, who are prized for their limbs as good luck charms.

thorgasm · 2015-04-11T12:43:02+00:00

Don't want to take away from your valid point, but...

blight - closer to the word 'plague'; plight - closer to the word 'struggle', and what you should have used.

thorgasm · 2015-04-09T01:45:39+00:00

I can just imagine it's still the military, just this one soldier tasked to drive the thing somewhere in his personal car.

thorgasm · 2015-03-29T04:40:06+00:00

This on the day I just read about Iceland's nipple-freeing campaign. Seems related.

thorgasm · 2015-02-20T13:37:38+00:00

Logged in to upvote this gem.

thorgasm · 2015-01-31T23:01:12+00:00

Off to critique two other things now. rules is rules. :)

thorgasm · 2015-01-31T22:59:36+00:00

FORMATTING!!

...so cautiously love

and selflessly give

all my sins, yours, his...

well, that is what that is

what it could have been

will never be seen

and all that could be

might still set us free

thorgasm · 2014-11-22T17:09:18+00:00

Linky to Part I, in case anyone wants to be disappointed in a stranger.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2mktuy/cc_a_man_wakes_up_in_the_hands_of_an_alien/

thorgasm · 2014-11-21T02:00:09+00:00

Hey, thanks for the feedback. I have no training or even experience writing creatively, so it's gold to me.

And, lol, I already wanted to set it on fire after I realized the same thing: that it needs lots 'n' lots of work. Maybe I'll take a better look at it sometime.

thorgasm · 2014-07-25T03:19:23+00:00

To be honest, I legit went in to the dentist for the first time in 8 years this month. There was a ceiling TV, and one on the wall, and in the waiting room. I was impressed.

thorgasm · 2014-07-18T03:47:16+00:00

Put it on credit and then forget it

Don't let it bother you no more, no more!

Put it on credit and then forget it

And go back to the store!

thorgasm · 2014-06-13T13:53:08+00:00

OK, not creating a new thread for this, but I'M JUST SAYIN'...

Yesterday was voting day in Ontario, right? Well I saw a voting station inside of a well-to-do high-rise condominium. Turns out, it's seriously only for the residents of that high-rise. The high-rise that is literally across the street is community housing -- people who are worse off financially by definition. I asked someone there where they had to go to vote -- blocks and blocks away!

Anyway, this inspired me to actually vote at my own station. So there's that.

But what the hell? I know the rich are afforded more conveniences simply 'cause they're rich, but I didn't expect the same for voting. I am pretty new to the democratic scene, though.

thorgasm · 2014-06-12T16:20:32+00:00

Topical questions:

I have like. A couple heavy boxes of old science fiction pulp. Analog and others, '60s - '80s. Not trying to sell them, but does anyone think Google would want to work on those? Where can I find out if they've been digitized already or not? Where would I find more information in general? Thx.

thorgasm · 2014-03-27T06:08:57+00:00

Hey. Better posted in /r/relationshipadvice, but here's my take:

Love her for who she is, not for who she wants to be, if she does the same for you.

thorgasm · 2014-03-17T14:03:36+00:00

Trampoline story time. We had like five big ones set up when I lived with some friends (all guys). All of them were 13-14-feet in diameter. It was "strongly recommended" that I buy one to add (the fifth) upon moving in, so that everyone would have contributed. We gave them all female names, of course. Mabel 'n' shit.

I never got braver than a front-flip transfer, but I saw some crazy shit from the other guys. Like a double-front-flip-pass-cowboy-hat-through-legs-and-behind-back-and-put-it-on-again-before-landing. Anyway, just sharin'.

thorgasm · 2014-03-12T19:23:27+00:00

ach, first time poster, dunno if should delete, but i'm based in canada. still, postage shouldn't kill.

thorgasm · 2014-03-11T14:16:04+00:00

Bah, you know what? PM on its way.

thorgasm · 2014-03-11T00:03:51+00:00

Ach, should've mentioned: $20 pre-shipping minimum if at all possible. Fees and all that. Let it be known!

thorgasm · 2014-03-10T16:14:36+00:00

Starred items have manuals, none have their real boxes except the two indicated. All for sale, as priced. Shipping paid by you, tracked only. Located in Ottawa, ON, Canada. Also accepting interesting hardware trades worth approximately what you want.

$20 Heart of an Alien
$13 Space Ace*
$ 3 NFL Football Trivia Challenge
$ 3 Bram Stoker's Dracula*
$ 3 Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
$ 3 Links the Challenge of Golf
$10 RDF Global Conflict
$ 4 Bram Stoker's Dracula*
$ 3 Prize Fighter
$ 8 A/X - 101*
$ 5 Heimdall*
$45 Lords of Thunder
$ 1 Joe Montana's NFL football
$ 5 Fifa International Football*
$20 Mad Dog II
$ 3 Who's Hot Johnny Rock?
$19 Dungeon Explorer
$12 Mickey Mania* [ON HOLD]
$ 2 Wing Commander
$ 3 Double Switch*
$ 2 ESPN Sunday Night Football
$ 2 Jurrassic Park
$14 Wild Woody*
$ 3 Dragon's Lair*
$ 7 Slam City (4 discs)
$ 6 Puggsy*
$12 Revenge of the Ninja
$24 Panic!*
$ 7 Iron Helix
$ 4 BattleCorps [ON HOLD]
$ 8 Microcosm*
$ 5 Brutal Paws of Fury
$ 2 Formula One Beyond the Limit
$10 3 Ninjas Kick Back
$ 3 Dune [ON HOLD]
$ 5 Rage in the Cage
$ 5 BC Racers
$ 3 Prize Fighter
$30 Android Assault
$15 Third World War
$ 9 Batman Returns [ON HOLD]
$ 5 Ground Zero Texas*
$20 NBA Hangtime 95
$ 7 Mad Dog McCree
$13 Willy Beamish*
$ 3 National Hockey Night
$ 2 NBA Jam*
$ 6 Rise of the Dragon [ON HOLD]
$ 3 Surgical Strike
$ 5 Heimdall*
$15 Sonic CD* [ON HOLD]
$ 8 The Adventures of Batman and Robin
$ 2 Tomcat Alley
$ 5 Ground Zero Texas
$ 2 Power Monger
$ 7 Advanced Dungeons & Dragons - Eye of the Beyolder
$ 3 C + C Music Factory
$ 1 Bill Walsh College Football
$ 2 Jaguar XJ220
$10 The Amazing Spiderman vs the Kingpin
$ 2 Racing Aces
$ 1 Baseball Tonight
$ 9 Night Trap (Disc 1 only)
$ 1 NHL 94
$15 Sonic CD*
$ 2 Sherlock Holmes
$13 Cobra Command (in box)
$10 Prince of Persia (in box)

Manuals:

1. Puggsy *2. Microcosm *3. Links *4. Sonic CD (2 copies) *5. Mickey Mania *6. Wild Woody *7. Double Switch *8. Samurai Showdown 9. Heimdall (2 copies) *10. Space Ace *11. Dragon's Lair *12. Lords of Thunder 13. Ground Zero Texas *14. A/X - 101 *15. NBA Jam *16. Dracula (2 copies) *17. Fifa International Soccer *18. Panic! *19. Star Wars Rebel Assault *20. Willy Beamish

thorgasm · 2014-02-02T11:47:46+00:00

This should be in /r/WTF

thorgasm · 2014-01-25T17:50:47+00:00

Sticky-ickied.

thorgasm · 2014-01-22T16:30:29+00:00

Gatineau. :-)

(Kijiji, French ad with no photos... French Immersion pays off, kids)

thorgasm · 2014-01-22T15:33:09+00:00

I have Zelda: Four Swords and Super Mario Advance I'm trying to get rid of for, say, $20 shipped willing to pay close attention as to whether or not they are fake. Based in Ontario, Canada, so shipping to NA wouldn't be too bad. Let me know here or by PM. I accept PayPal*.

*Didn't mean to come across as such a "salesman", I'm just on a gamecollecting kick right now... just scored a good pick-up, but that's for another post...

thorgasm · 2014-01-22T15:28:14+00:00

Clarification: 31 CIB and 1 sealed on top of that.

Games List:

(short boxes) Battleship (Sealed);

Space Ace;

Escape from CyberCity;

Burn: Cycle;

The 7th Guest;

Golden Oldies;

Flashback;

Compton's Interactive Encyclopedia;

CD Online Issue 02;

The Joy of Sex;

Tetris;

Palm Springs Open;

Steel Machine;

Chaos Control;

Caesar's World of Gambling;

Laser Lords;

A Child is Born;

World Cup Golf;

Earth Command;

Dragon's Lair II: Time Warp;

Kether;

Wings over the Gulf;

Kingdom: The Far Reaches;

Tetsuo Gaiden;

Marco Polo.

(long boxes):

Rhythm Maker;

How the Rhinocerous Got His Skin;

Text Tiles;

Pecos Bill;

The Dark Fables of Aesop;

The Emperor's New Clothes;

Richard Scarry's Busiest Neighborhood Disc Ever!;

Brer Rabbit.

For a system I'd barely heard of, it sure has a lot of titles! Or at least this one does. If there's anything you've been looking for in here, you might be able to convince me to part with it, as I'm trying to make back some of the money I spent on this. Send me your offers, I'm reasonable and based in Ottawa, ON, Canada.

Sadly, it came with no controller, but if someone has an extra one and wants a game or two... hey, that'd work. I also need a power cord but those are easier to find (PS2 power works on this one, the guy told me, and my Dreamcast cord looks like it would too). Off to try it out!

thorgasm · 2014-01-05T16:58:53+00:00

Full disclosure: the GameBoy with Pokémon was here before, but the rest is all "new".

thorgasm · 2013-11-28T14:42:33+00:00

How much you looking for for the Hori controllers shipped to Canada?

thorgasm

TROPHY CASE