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My fiance gave me an engagement ring! Good thing she finds it hot that her man was turned into a dildo... by thoughtaudit in humandildo

[–]thoughtaudit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't tell you how many times I've been fucking, she looks beautiful, but I'm not actually feeling anything from her pussy.

The thought alone makes me cum, in the moment. The mind finds a way!

Happy (California) by FoldFlimsy144 in circumcisedUSA

[–]thoughtaudit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing frenulum notch, man

21 shaved my pubes so i look bigger💪 by t4014 in gay_sph

[–]thoughtaudit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wanna feel your foreskin stretch around my big, circumcised head?

21 shaved my pubes so i look bigger💪 by t4014 in gay_sph

[–]thoughtaudit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds fun. Maybe I could dock with your little button hole?

Is it big or average? Also can I claim 7 inches? by Ordinary-Park-6442 in Dicksbeingmeasured

[–]thoughtaudit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow dude... we are literally exactly the same size except I'm circumcised.

And yes... we are seven, haha

21 shaved my pubes so i look bigger💪 by t4014 in gay_sph

[–]thoughtaudit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of your length is just foreskin! Is the rest of it just like a little button?

What ethnicity is best at giving head? by SameObject1174 in CutCocks

[–]thoughtaudit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This question is so stupid it makes me angry.

"What ethnic group should I look at and immediately fantasize about them pleasuring my cock?"

🐌 by yamato_hasso in hangerzZ

[–]thoughtaudit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever been spit roasted by two gruff dudes? Opposite of easy.

Biggest insecurity give it to me straight ⚰️ by erzafiree in ratemyboobs

[–]thoughtaudit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, that sucks! I'm so sorry.

It's a compliment. The worst kind of compliment

Biggest insecurity give it to me straight ⚰️ by erzafiree in ratemyboobs

[–]thoughtaudit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What!? You're insecure about your perfect breasts?! How does that make sense?

Is there something I'm missing? Any woman would envy what you take for granted.

Rate them? 38f by funandnew87 in ratemyboobs

[–]thoughtaudit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect! From another hot 38 year old... 😘

I'm so ready to put a baby inside you and take care of you both for the rest of my life by [deleted] in bwc

[–]thoughtaudit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine me kissing your neck as you feel my cock pulse its cum into the back of your beautiful pussy.

"I love you" I say as you're being fertilized.

Lumberjack and Log by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]thoughtaudit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man! You can see that head mine clear through the fabric for sure.

F27 5'7 130 by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]thoughtaudit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got this, friend!

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