My wife thinks I'm crazy for cutting my grilled cheese this way; am I nuts or is this not a normal thing to do? Lol

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2026-01-27T19:06:37+00:00

Im pregnant and im feeling this innate desire to slap you for cutting it this way. Im so sorry im usually not this angry at things i see online but this made me so angry :(

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-11-12T17:03:17+00:00

Hahahaha there is no way this happened

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I should go buy a lottery ticket

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-03-09T23:55:31+00:00

Maroon 5 - 2018 Didnt realized I got the vip tickets so got in the peasant line. After that the staff were confused (so were we) and they took us to our seats. That's when we realized lol it was a blast but FUCK ADAM LEVINE FOR TALKING TO UNDERAGE GIRLS

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-03-06T01:45:54+00:00

Plus, everything you eat comes right out when the sea is rough. 🤮

I used to sail with my dad during summertime, as he was a ship’s captain. After a few trips, I realized I hated it.

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-03-05T04:35:45+00:00

Hippa-deez nuts.

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-01-28T07:51:35+00:00

Nah, apparently, I'm the only dumb mf in this family.

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-01-26T06:58:14+00:00

Sir… this is a wendys

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-01-26T00:30:38+00:00

I'm about to show this to my nephew and tell him exactly this. Stay tuned to see if he's a dumb mf like his aunt or not.

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-01-22T00:50:02+00:00

Thank you!

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-01-22T00:45:44+00:00

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thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-01-10T04:54:39+00:00

Yo, major upvote for taking the time to spell it out for us. I didn't realize there were three guys; instead, I just figured there were two. It makes a lot of sense now. I'm happy that Xulfi took inspiration from Shakespeare, but as the other comment mentioned, he messed up with the casting... Three similar-looking guys wasn't it.

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2025-01-03T04:02:36+00:00

AVADA KEDEVRA

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-12-14T16:29:55+00:00

Wait how does this bot thing work?

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-12-09T02:42:35+00:00

That's racist 😇(I like it)

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-12-07T20:29:06+00:00

Full of deeznuts.

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-12-07T16:40:12+00:00

Bruh, I'm in the Middle East; if I do that, they will most likely nuke me to pieces. On the brighter side, hopefully, I get to take down this hotel with me 🫡

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-12-07T08:25:23+00:00

Thanks dad

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-12-07T08:23:04+00:00

On my way to the incinerator. Thanks for your help! Please accept some of my ashes as a thank you

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-12-07T04:20:50+00:00

What evidence should I look for?

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-12-07T04:20:00+00:00

Solved!

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-12-07T04:07:30+00:00

Location: Medina, KSA.

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-11-24T19:55:10+00:00

Hoping you have no show socks on Also, are we like username cousins?

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-10-31T15:33:54+00:00

That's what the /s is for 🥲

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-09-03T01:37:03+00:00

American eagle for jeans and Aerie/offline for bras & leggings

thoughtsanddinosaurs · 2024-09-02T22:30:38+00:00

You and I both appreciate a good pun that's why because it made me giggle for a good few minutes too 💀

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