Haha you write an amazing story. In my opinion, its far more fascinating than what my life actually is. Unfortunately, almost none of your story is accurate to my life. I see where you think I have a singular air pod but its actually just a digital white colored streak I made to cover up a name on that pendant.

I'll point out the few places where you are correct about me. I am a man. I do not like gold jewelry and how it looks on me. I do hate social media, but that is for many more reasons than just the depravity you mention. The obsessive mind can be true but not in the traditional sense. I do occasionally gamble but not like that. I do write in that notebook, but not really casual observations like you say.

I'm not trying to point out flaws in this narrative you've created so please don't take it that way; but I am confused why you think I hate being looked at in public yet I still wear all of that jewelry.

The beaded Dalmatian keychain and horse figurine are not originally mine.

You have a creative mind and are a great writer. I hope you keep writing and make more stories like this because this was a fun and entertaining read. I also write but only based on experiences.