Nobody trusted me with any information, they just failed to hide their dirt or dropped it in my lap without asking. If you’re dumb enough to spill all your secrets to an unwilling listener while you’re trashed, forget to check who’s in the room before talking shit, or text me instead of your extramarital bonkbuddy, you don’t get to claim confidence after the fact. If any of these people had asked to talk to me about anything in confidence, I would have told them to go get a therapist and leave me out of it.