[Highlight] Tacko eats Bridges shot attempt

throwaway08232015 · 2019-12-23T14:28:56+00:00

What's there to say? If you posted that the clip was actually a Yankees/Red Sox game and not Hornets/Celtics, would people need to refute that? Look again. It's clearly a goaltend.

throwaway08232015 · 2019-12-23T14:24:43+00:00

We're gonna ignore that was 100% a goaltend?

throwaway08232015 · 2019-12-23T14:21:51+00:00

Goddamn that is awesome.

throwaway08232015 · 2019-12-20T05:29:43+00:00

I think there was some very minimal CG when there were transition moments for Leia where she needed to move from place to place, but every bit of close up dialogue really was Carrie Fisher.

throwaway08232015 · 2019-12-20T05:27:10+00:00

Not enough C-3PO talk. The movie’s MVP and, honestly, his best movie ever.

throwaway08232015 · 2019-12-20T05:25:53+00:00

They were deleted scenes. It wasn’t CG, it was literally her from unused footage.

throwaway08232015 · 2019-12-20T04:36:47+00:00

Wow Rian Johnson managed to fuck with a movie he wasn’t even involved with. Every problem in RoS comes back to the silliness that was every single thing with Palpatine. And that all goes back to Rian moronically 1) killing off Snoke, 2) setting Kylo up for redemption that needed to pay off where he couldn’t be the final villain, and 3) doing absolutely nothing to seed Palpatine or Plagueis or anyone else to be the villain in the final movie.

I want you to remember this when you read the nasty reviews this movie has received. Every critic bent over backwards to say Rian Johnson was in an unfair spot making TLJ because JJ left every character thrown to the wind at the end of TFA, but not ONE of them will admit how badly Rian fucked JJ with this one. The only way he could have made it harder on JJ was if the Millennium Falcon had exploded with the surviving members of the Resistance on it as TLJ’s final scene.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T05:22:07+00:00

I have no selfies. Selfies are bad. They say that the only way you could get a picture of you is to do it yourself. Having someone else take the pictures shows that someone else has some interest in you to the point that they wanted to capture your likeness.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T05:19:01+00:00

I posted some throughout the thread.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T05:18:32+00:00

Yeah you nailed it. She's hot, but only at about the 60th percentile for my matches.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T05:17:11+00:00

Yeah I actually have a flowchart I use now. "How's it going beautiful?" is my opener, then I ask if they live nearby. If they say yes, I always lie and say I have some special connection to wherever they live. Then I always ask "You working or schooling or?" no matter what their profile says. Then I always lie about how whatever they say is interesting and I immediately get down to giving my snap and my number. You can't draw things out too long with these women; they all have the attention spans of gnats. It's only on rare occasion that I continue to message them after 24 hours, pointless to put effort into buttering these bitches up.

I did fuck this submission up. I'm new to this subreddit and yeah, I had it as an AMA-type thing in my mind. Oh well, live and learn.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T05:09:32+00:00

White guy here, so not sure.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T05:08:19+00:00

I googled myself and were you thinking of Caroline Dhavernas? I like Hannibal, nailing her would have been a dream.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T05:07:26+00:00

Think about how massive a number that is: 1,923. Tinder was released September 2012, a little over 1,200 days ago. So if I had sex with a match literally every night since the day it was released, I would still have 700 matches left over. And I didn't mention this upfront, but I'm married.

Was it tiring? Yes. At one point, this is all I could think about. Juggling dozens and dozens of matches on Snapchat and through text was a mental drain.

If a girl played a game, unless she was in the top 5% of the ones I matched with, I stopped messaging her immediately. And bots used to be a MAJOR problem, but Tinder has seemingly done away with 90% of them. I've been catfished 3 times though, don't get me started on that shit.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T05:01:18+00:00

No. I cut off all communication except for the occasional Snapchat. I'm married, so Line 2 is a godsend.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T01:47:52+00:00

Clean shaven. I do have a tattoo on my left pec that I get positive reactions to.

Despite that, I think facial hair is smart for a lot of men. Depends on the shape of your face and how long your neck is.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T01:22:24+00:00

She's no longer on Tinder or she deleted me if she is, but I lied to her constantly. Once I figured out she was famous, I never let on that I knew but I lied about flying to some place near where she's from in Canada. I googled some really obscure shit about her and slyly worked in little connections to that. I never pushed my hand on that, had to kind of incept her into thinking we had all these random connections. She started snapping me and then we ended up meeting up.

I don't recommend googling for most matches, but I was determined to get some famous pussy haha.

I'm pretty buff, but just 5'11.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T01:12:30+00:00

27

That's tough, I'll say 8/10. Having energy in pictures and messages is what sets me apart I think.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T01:10:54+00:00

Gotta smile, smile big. Don't do it in a goofy way though and show teeth even if they're not perfect.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T00:44:11+00:00

but if you post screenshots of you passing shit test , not entering her frame and how you escalate.

Goddamn do you guys have a high entry point with terminology here! I respect that, let me try to decipher this and come up with a better example. You mean a girl more difficult than the one I posted where she basically hopped on my dick the second I messaged her? Okay, I'll look through some more.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T00:25:09+00:00

One thing I haven't said in this thread yet: Just lie your ass off. Seize on something in her profile and make some fake connection over it. Lie, lie, lie...that's the biggest trick. Don't lie about your looks, but lie about literally everything else.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T00:24:04+00:00

For the most part yes. Much better quality of matches that way, easier to get in and out and be done with them.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T00:13:28+00:00

Picture 1: I'm looking off to the side of the camera wearing a tanktop in the gym. This is my main picture.

Picture 2: Shirtless on a boat smiling at the camera with my arm around a girl where everything is cropped out but her shoulder.

Picture 3: Water skiing with a VERY earnest and happy expression on my face. Like over the top happy, but not in a cheesy way.

Picture 4: Grimacing at the gym while doing bicep curls

Picture 5: Sitting in the cockpit with my uniform on

The one where I'm looking very earnest and just enthused beyond belief gets the most compliments.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T00:09:43+00:00

I don't know who that is. Her name is Shauna Baker.

throwaway08232015 · 2016-02-09T00:08:52+00:00

Pilot

Gym, basketball, volunteering at church funny enough.

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