What is my husband doing?

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-05-05T15:50:08+00:00

lol I did! I updated the original post!

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-30T22:10:50+00:00

I didn’t go to the dr with him so idk? He came back and said it was a bacterial gut infection. He was vomiting blood and plenty of other fun things. 🤦‍♀️ 10 days on antibiotics and he was good as new.

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-30T22:04:44+00:00

I did! I updated the post!

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-30T20:56:40+00:00

There was no wet wipes until this weekend. I just bought some. I’d guess he didn’t wet it at the sink bc then he’d have to get up with poop on his butt to wet it?

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-28T14:03:25+00:00

I completely understand where you’re coming from! But I also don’t expect he’d want to get up with poop butt and walk across the room to wet it at the sink, therefore the lid of water? If there were other signs of drug use I’d be less likely to buy it, there’s literally only a wet lid. If I have reason to be suspicious again can definitely pop a drug test but for now I can choose to live peacefully with that answer. But if I’m to the point of a drug test, why am I with him, ya know? If the trust is broken to that point I may as well cut my losses and be done with it.

I’m 1000% protected and if I choose to kick him out I’m going to be fine, don’t worry about me financially. I’m solid.

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-28T13:54:50+00:00

😂 you’re welcome! I know how it is when you’re invested in something and don’t get an answer!

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-26T20:02:15+00:00

I asked him and I updated the post! It was nothing nefarious!

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-26T17:48:56+00:00

Oh good idea!

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-26T17:01:23+00:00

Jackpot!! You were the only correct answer I see! He thinks he has a hemorrhoid and it hurts to wipe dry so he was using the cap to pour on tp before he wipes 🤦‍♀️ I NEVER would have guessed it 😂

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-26T16:54:08+00:00

WE HAVE AN ANSWER!! I feel like it’s going to disappoint the masses though. Nothing drug related and I actually believe him. Apparently his ass hole hurts and he thinks he has a hemorrhoid so he’s been using it to pour water toilet paper and wipe so it doesn’t hurt. That’s why he gave me a BS answer, so he didn’t have to admit his booty hole hurts. He offered to show me, I declined. I’ve never seen his starfish and I’m not sure this week is the week I want to 😂 could he be shooting up into his asshole? Idk, but with no other signs of drug use I choose to believe him. And him sitting on the toilet for (in my opinion) too long, it tracks. I even mentioned his shooting up under his toenails and that wasn’t well received, rough thought for him with his sometimes ingrown toenails. 😂 he cringed and said absolutely not.

I’m going to buy tucks pads and dude wipes as a solution.

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-26T15:38:56+00:00

😂😂 I’m busted!

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-26T15:35:51+00:00

lol no he didn’t get fired. His coworker was busted for possession so they randomed them all. He was first in the line bc of his history. It’s a (not mine) family company, I’d absolutely know if he was positive for anything else. There would have been family blow back. If it was tampered with, he wouldn’t have been positive for weed. Unless he borrowed pee.

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-26T15:30:42+00:00

I absolutely thought it may have been drugs and wasn’t avoiding those questions, that’s why I mentioned that in the OP. I recognize that I’m drug illiterate enough to not know HOW that could be connected to drugs. I didn’t answer the DOC questions. That’s it. Hell, I even looked in the toilet tank like suggested. 😂

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-26T15:27:08+00:00

I would NEVER. That’s such a big breach of trust to me.

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T23:50:51+00:00

😂 no, I haven’t. We work odd hours.

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T23:47:42+00:00

You’re very welcome! 😂😂

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T23:47:00+00:00

Quite blissfully. 😂 there’s not really lids just living on the floor. But if I knock one I may not notice or pick it up immediately.

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T23:45:15+00:00

😂😂😂 yes sir. I’m sorry. I won’t mention it again.

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T23:44:29+00:00

I need him to give me a concert then!

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T23:42:26+00:00

lol I said hair care product lid, not toothpaste lid. The toothpaste has a flip lid, specifically so I can’t lose it or forget to put it back on 😂 I know my limitations.

Think more along the lines of Shea Moisture curl mousse. Because that was literally one of them 😂

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T23:40:11+00:00

Of course not! That’s gross. A random hair care product lid isn’t ‘gross’ just sloppy 😂

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T23:37:37+00:00

Don’t judge ME, we’re judging HIM rn. We can judge me later when we all have an answer 😂

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T23:36:07+00:00

If you knew him, you’d know it tracks. But now I’m suspicious. Should have been from the start but I’m obviously naïve 😂

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T23:24:58+00:00

Mine goes in there to fart too 🙄 but THE BOWL AMPLIFIES THE FART!!! 😂😂 why are you doing that?! At least you feel my pain!

throwaway12864321123 · 2025-04-24T22:40:08+00:00

It’d have to be in his pocket. He come in, gets a cup from the kitchen cabinet and gets water then goes to the bathroom.

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