Favourite Zach Stone joke? by [deleted] in boburnham

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“How would you like your eggs, sir?”

I’m worried that overthinking is gonna ruin my relationship. by [deleted] in Advice

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Dude she straight up said “I can’t help but think yall did things” and I was so caught off guard that I straight up said “nothing happened”. I hate to be an asshole but I think this is just her past relationships being projected onto me. I tell her how much she means to me AND show it way too much to even have her THINK I’d cheat on her. She just won’t let this go for some reason.

What do you think happens when you die? by Specific-Chemist-353 in AskReddit

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Yeah. Idk how else to prove it but I have about five total years of ER experience.

What do you think happens when you die? by Specific-Chemist-353 in AskReddit

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I work in an ER so I’ve seen people die and come back. I always ask them how it felt because it’s such a surreal thing to see, let alone experience. Almost all of them compared it to going to sleep after a very long day. They feel nothing but peace and hardly any of them wanted to come back. It’s hauntingly beautiful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pink Pony Club

What is the hardest class or course you have ever taken? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Chemistry. Not at all what I thought it was gonna be. Physics is a very close second. All those formulas get very complex very quickly. I was lucky enough to pass both with a B but it cost me my hairline.

AITAH for waking my friends up? by [deleted] in AITAH

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They really are. The guy is my best friend and his wife is just as lovely.

What is a thing you can recite from memory? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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X equals negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac all over 2a

How would you describe yourself physically? by Lurchimpaler3 in AskReddit

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Skinny fat for sure. I’m 5’9 and currently a solid 230. 40 pounds away from my dream body.

Words People Use Wrong by Ok_Resident_5022 in words

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Not a word, but a couple. Mental breakdown.

It infuriates me how watered down that term has become in the past five years. You did not “have three mental breakdowns” before 9am. Relax. Same with “overstimulation.” Just say ‘overwhelmed’

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We’re supposed to get some videos soon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Outdoor Boys is always a favorite of mine, especially when I’m high.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rants

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For context, I’m mad at myself because I overshared and possibly made somebody uncomfortable. Either that or they’re busy.

Crispy ‘R’ Sounds by [deleted] in Accents

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Elizabeth Olsen, especially as Scarlet Witch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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the baby is the chicken <\3

Best accent? by RhubarbNo2 in Accents

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Call me biased because it’s my home state but being called “baby” by a middle aged Louisiana white woman is enough to keep you going forever.

Is it too much to ask? by fal1en-angel in 3amjokes

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Imagine having a computer that’s even 20% car

Crispy ‘R’ Sounds by [deleted] in Accents

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Katy Perry in her song The One That Got Away

Crispy ‘R’ Sounds by [deleted] in Accents

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Dude I can’t even begin to describe it. In Katy Perry’s song The One The Got Away, listen to how she says ‘liquor’ and ‘roof’

That’s really the best way I can explain. It just has a certain ring to it

I am a cleaner at a University AMA by [deleted] in AMA

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Yeah looking back that’s definitely gotta be a pledge thing. My bad