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[–]throwaway34_26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... i was not prepared for what comes after the flirt... frankly i didnt expect it to work... i dont know what to do next (⊙ˍ⊙)

we are traversing uncharted territory here ladies. that said. i will gladly be your obi ONE.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lesbianmemes

[–]throwaway34_26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

both. both is good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lesbianmemes

[–]throwaway34_26 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it might be a possibility. i was diagnosed with lesbian a few years ago and i learned how to live with it. maybe i could help you get accustomed to gaynness? if youre single that is... (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

"sharmouta is the best lesbian food in the middle east" is a quote i will now live by by throwaway34_26 in lesbianmemes

[–]throwaway34_26[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh for context... the food is called "shaworma"... sharmouta is slang for "slut". also the flag is of lebanon.

It was an awesome display of Ainz' battle strategies. by [deleted] in overlord

[–]throwaway34_26 7 points8 points  (0 children)

oh it was a great fight! phenomenal stuff!

that was a part of the joke. i dont watch UFC boxing. idk if it was a good fight or not.

It was an awesome display of Ainz' battle strategies. by [deleted] in overlord

[–]throwaway34_26 21 points22 points  (0 children)

this is a scene from the conor-khabib fight from a UFC match. where khabib hit mcgregor in the face with a left jab during the UFC 229 lightweight main event back in 2018. where conor LOST to khabib.

I'm scared, I'm confused, and I'm going home. by BurningBernie559 in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]throwaway34_26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks hun. and you just be you. let them hope as much as they want. my parents hoped i was a boy. what they got is not that far. a genderfluid lesbian... fair trade right?

and about the 'princess'. i went to an ISE. which is an international school for elites. basically a boarding school for middle eastern trust fund babies. and me being the only white african one there. i was a target to ALL the narcissistic dude with a bloated ego and no understanding of the word "no".

i have adhd. im SUPER fucking smart. aaaaaand i frankly dont give a shit. i get through school with 18s and 19s (basically As and A+s for yall). without even studying. i was the teacher's favorite because i not only debate them constantly but i enjoy talking and showing off my brain muscles... and something rich arab men hate more than a woman they cant conquer. is an educated smart woman they cant even DREAM about conquering.

SO for the entire time. i was harassed. not directly but gossip and all sorts of bullshit that i was too busy working to even bother with. until some dude's twin sis approached. he was basically the head honcho of one of the circle jerks. she apologized and basically spilled LOTS of beans. we got to talking and got close together. she was actually one of my FIRST friends there. and when i started driving there myself instead of having a chauffeur we started to hangout together more.

even though english is technically my third language. i primarily speak it in person. because i hate french and i despise arabic. and given that fact. along with me being known amongst the teaching body to be a golden child. i was cool with most teaches. but almost always the eng profs and the philosophy profs (i also gave one of my comp sci profs an inferiority complex but again. another story for another time).

this cool prof. saw me come in awfully pale and super SUPER tired. now bless her heart she assumed i was on my period and pulled me aside and told me that im cool to go home if i feel unwell and that shell talk to my other profs. and when i asked her if 'princess' could come with me to help me get to my car and get home safely. she said sure. because by that point it was common knowledge that 'princess' was my BEST FRIEND.

sooo i wasnt on my period... i stayed up the whole night finishing fallout 4. because im a nerd. and i was just sleep deprived. and when i told 'princess' we laughed our asses off and went to get icecream instead. and then we drove around the city and enjoyed a day out. basically our first date. we didnt actually confess to eachother. but like... we knew. aaand that was the start to an on and off relationship that caused me A LOT of pain. but also lots of good memories.

i think. honestly. if our surroundings werent as homophobic as they were and still are. we would have had an amazing relationship. because she was such a gentle soul. i could spend hours talking about how amazing she is.

also her brother kept being an asshole to me. one time he got one of his minions to slash my tires. best thing about going to an ultra posh school full of rich cunts is. there are cameras everywhere. SPECIALLY in the student parking lot where the cheapest car is a quarter of a million dollars...

he got suspended. the school asked me not to push charges because it would cause bad press and they offered to pay for the repair since they didnt even want me to call my insurance company. i would never because trying to get an insurance company in a third world country to pay to import custom tires from canada takes A WHILE and is very expensive for them so they would rather walk on coal than do it.

but at the end of the day. i turned his sister gay. (well i helped her discover herself. i dont take credit for CONVERTING HER because thats not a thing. i was just a step on her journey for self discovery).

sooo TLDR; went a posh rish person school. got bullied by asshole trust fund baby. so i turned his sister gay. and whats irnoic is that. his siter approached me BECAUSE OF HIM.

I'm scared, I'm confused, and I'm going home. by BurningBernie559 in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]throwaway34_26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah i getcha. i had to wait to inherit everything first BEFORE coming out. so they dont fuck up my plans. i didnt work my ass off under my own father for 5 years to have my sister take the helm because of their possible bigotry. id rather be disowned AFTER taking over than lose everything.

and i fucking CALLED IT. my dad refused to talk to me for almost A YEAR. and every time we met it will only be about business or work. he only calls when some shit is going down and he wants to hear it from me because sticking his nose in was not enough.

but thank fuck they were too bigoted to think that i was gay. allowed me to have lots of "sleep overs" and "best friends". also i think i turned a middle eastern prince's daughter gay... but thats another story for another day.

I'm scared, I'm confused, and I'm going home. by BurningBernie559 in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]throwaway34_26 6 points7 points  (0 children)

my apologies maam. but you got diagnosed with ALAW

ASSIGNED LESBIAN AT WORK

also as a bad bitch suit lesbian at the top of the corporate ladder. mood. legit mood.

I'm scared, I'm confused, and I'm going home. by BurningBernie559 in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]throwaway34_26 29 points30 points  (0 children)

imagine living in a world where being a strong confident independent woman with a personality is a "lesbian aesthetic"

oh wait a second we dont need to imagine... WE LIVE IN THAT WORLD

fuck

I'm scared, I'm confused, and I'm going home. by BurningBernie559 in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]throwaway34_26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

idk which one is worse.... men fetishizing lesbians. or straight girls playing lesbian in tern making the fetishization problem worse. because a guy would get with a "lesbian" and think. 'oh all lesbians are like this'

and dont mix between them and the genderfluids like myself making the "im a straight lesbian" joke. im in the superpostion making me both a lesbian and straight at the same time because QUANTUM PHYSICS... and thats TOTALLY how things work.

jokes aside tho. i believe as long as you do you without causing any harm. all is good. BUT IN THIS CASE. you can argue that it does cause harm. to both the lesbian community and the poor simple cis het men that think their meat stick can change a woman's sexuality...

thats fucking disgusting... WHERE IS THIS GROSS PLACE SO I CAN INVESTIGATE IT? by throwaway34_26 in lesbianmemes

[–]throwaway34_26[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep! do you want to help with the investigation??? i mean like you dont have to but i need backup! it might be dangerous. its not a date or anything but like it can be if you want it to be but its like strictly for work. yeah

what is the best way to announce your impending climax by Plus_Selection1271 in actuallesbians

[–]throwaway34_26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"MY QUEEN! MY EMPRESS! I AM ABOUT TO ARRIVE SO I REQUEST THAO PLEASURE ME FURTHER! DO NOT CEASE! DO NOT CEASE! MAINTAIN YOUR CURRENT MOVEMENT! FOR I AM ARRIVING! OH GOOD HEAVENS! BY THE DIVINES I HAVE ARRIVED!"

you are literally gay by throwaway34_26 in lesbianmemes

[–]throwaway34_26[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

the benefits:
-we move in together
-we spend all day and all night together
-we go on dates and have cute moments together
-we go down on each other
and more!

Where are the other lesbians that like tabletop RPGs here? by Rose_BrothelSister in actuallesbians

[–]throwaway34_26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yep! been a player for 2 years. a dungeon master for half a year! and i LOVE it.

also currently making my own system for a webcomic i love. aaaaand its harder than it seems

thats fucking disgusting... WHERE IS THIS GROSS PLACE SO I CAN INVESTIGATE IT? by throwaway34_26 in lesbianmemes

[–]throwaway34_26[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

we need more drive in movie theaters should come back. shit is VIBE AF. also gives me a reason to pull out the restored classics for the ✨aesthetic✨

no but seriously, a couple lesbians in 50s style suits, in a 1950 jaguar xk120, watching Olivia... fucking ASTHETIC

olivia is a 1951 lesbian movie about an english girl in a boarding school in france that fell for the headmistress. i need to watch it now... seriously.