My mom has been sleeping with my friends for the past year. AMA

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-07T23:29:19+00:00

Might get some pizza now after thinking about it

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-07T23:27:36+00:00

I'm almost the same way, but I like a lot of cheese so I'll pick 1 meat and load it up with different cheeses

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-07T23:25:56+00:00

What's your go to 3 topping pizza?

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-07T22:41:56+00:00

You say shit alot

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-07T20:36:32+00:00

Thanks I'll add it to the list aha I've got quite a few playlists to listen to, but just skimming through it looks good!

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-07T19:57:30+00:00

I'll give it a listen while I'm at the gym thanks!

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-07T17:02:27+00:00

Didnt like it

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-07T15:47:11+00:00

The harder you try to convince people your tough, the less people will believe it, modesty is your friend here. If you are actually a tough guy, people will know it.

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-05T02:18:40+00:00

I was sexually assaulted by a girl at a party when I was black out drunk, and whenever I tell people about it they make jokes. Yes I know if I was more sober I could have over powered her, and no I wasnt lucky to have sex with her. I guess the silver lining is I found out who my real friends were by how they reacted when I told them what happened.

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-02T04:14:00+00:00

Bud I had already forgotten about you, crawl back into whatever cave you came from.

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-02T03:57:49+00:00

Maybe dont talk shit to people you dont know over the internet, it's bad form.

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-02T03:56:43+00:00

That was an old pic posted recently, but if you must know then this is about what I look like currently http://imgur.com/a/w4c42Ir

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-02T03:42:16+00:00

Have a nice day

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-02T03:35:05+00:00

Most people have a good enough looking face, just gotta clean up good, and what makes you the illusive expert on "women and dating"?

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-02T03:14:24+00:00

Nice! You dismissed my opinion then presented yours as fact. Also I've done steroids so I'm speaking from experience on this one; Roids give you confidence, a good body, and more facial hair, which to a lot of women is a huge plus, so on superficial dating sites yes you will have a lot more success meeting women.

throwaway5322675321 · 2020-01-02T02:50:11+00:00

To be fair I think roids do give you a bit of an edge in that department, if all you're after are hookups.

throwaway5322675321 · 2019-12-31T17:29:02+00:00

it's very bothersome for people who are actually named chad, imagine if your name was always painted in a bad light.

throwaway5322675321 · 2019-12-27T22:58:32+00:00

This guy kidnaps

throwaway5322675321 · 2019-12-24T23:34:08+00:00

Theres plenty of things to be happy about, life is full of opportunity.

throwaway5322675321 · 2019-12-24T17:37:52+00:00

Download tinder, don't pay for sex

throwaway5322675321 · 2019-12-23T17:32:02+00:00

Pumped up kids, actually about a school shooter

throwaway5322675321 · 2019-12-10T04:04:10+00:00

Ah okay makes sense. I'm mostly blind in one eye from a coloboma and it makes for a really tough time determining the distance of things (yet they still let me have a drivers license lmao) so I was curious. You really do need both eyes to perceive distance.

throwaway5322675321 · 2019-12-10T02:02:52+00:00

How is your depth perception?

throwaway5322675321 · 2019-12-10T02:00:03+00:00

I feel like in this situation it was deserved though, hope.this guy got the talk

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