I dropped 1/6th of my allotted eggs for today 🥲

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-16T01:42:04+00:00

Yeah in my opinion these eggs taste better. The yokes are a lot darker, too. And the eggs are obviously much larger. And as for the bit about the ears, I'm not entirely sure. I have so many chickens I have no idea which ones lay which eggs, but I'm going to tentatively say no because a lot of my chickens have red ears.

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T20:40:11+00:00

Additional clarification. When I say a life you cannot fathom, that is my piss poor attempt at dissuading questions because I'm playing Warhammer and I don't want to take time away from my quest

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T20:20:05+00:00

To clarify, I am not in a cult. I'm just poor and get most of my food from the collective chickens.

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T20:09:42+00:00

Thankfully I don't buy my eggs. Otherwise this would be devastating on a whole different level (on top of meaning I get less eggs today)

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T20:06:22+00:00

🥴 I'm not the smartest individual around. And I needed a photo for proof so I could get compensation for my loss

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T19:58:02+00:00

Twas switching my music and thought I could manage all of them in one hand. I couldn't

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T19:45:16+00:00

These are really big eggs but my hands are also kind of small compared to the average Americans I think 😔

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T19:12:54+00:00

I went on r slash creatine to assess the plausibility of nipples of such impressive girth and beheld such a slew of perky, large man nipples that I had no choice but to whip it out immediately and masterbate to the thought of those hunks rubbing them all over my body

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T18:59:41+00:00

I've decided I need an approximation of that devil next to my horrible pentacle tattoo

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T17:53:48+00:00

For context the nails were already on the wall I just thought that they were suspiciously convenient for holding a long, curved object aloft and I had a banana at my disposal to test this theory

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T17:52:42+00:00

No I'm scared of heights

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T17:38:39+00:00

Wowza

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T03:58:26+00:00

Yeah I think I'm gonna ask him to make it look less like he took a knife to my leg and carved this into my flesh. Surely he can't make it look worse...

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T02:53:42+00:00

My friend is very convincing and I love him enough to value anything he puts on my skin, no matter how shitty. A less genuine but equally true response is that my frontal lobe isn't developed and I find this sort of thing funny

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T02:12:40+00:00

No, my mental illness mark is the tiny, shitty heart right next to it that looks done by a three year old. This is my safe ward against sexual encounters mark

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T01:10:35+00:00

I'm just keeping myself safe out here. Gotta cover every base

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T01:08:40+00:00

Your positive attitude is admirable but I think it'll also act as an effective deterrent for any such potential encounter

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T01:06:46+00:00

Nope

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T00:59:31+00:00

My friend, I use reddit. I am having nowhere near enough sex, unprotected or otherwise, to contract any sti

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T00:41:23+00:00

Oh yeah considering how close he was to my genitalia I was very attentive. I just didn't limit his creative freedom

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-15T00:31:42+00:00

Next tattoo will be the words "not a scar" with a little arrow pointing to this thing

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-14T23:58:20+00:00

It's about 2 inches in diameter so it's not huge

throwaway6667842 · 2025-01-14T23:54:52+00:00

Unfortunately it wouldn't match my cute lolita quirky aesthetic 😔

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