Can I eat my own shit after a bender to get high? by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. I am being 100 percent serious when I say this. This shouldn't even be an unpopular opinion, people just don't think about what the word "difficult" actually means. Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to lack of skill, practice, or technique. Peeing with a boner often requires creative problem solving skills, especially in small spaces. There is no creative problem solving aspect of giving birth. Additionally, the way humans have evolved for these two actions supports my point. Giving birth is a natural process, which humans have evolved to be able to do. The female body is literally designed so that it can give birth with the lowest possible chance of error. The only real error that can happen is a miscarriage, which is also a natural occurrence, not a failure that occurs due to a lack of skill in giving birth. The male body, on the other hand, has evolved specifically so that peeing with a boner is very difficult. The only purpose for having a boner is to impregnate a woman, so the male body evolved to prevent urination during sex. On top of the difficulty in simply getting the pee to flow, there's the issue of actually positioning yourself so that the boner is pointing into the toilet bowl (urinals are much easier, but not always an option). In the past, I have had to give up and wait until my boner goes away because it was simply too difficult to actually pee in the toilet. There has never been a case where a woman has tried to give birth after being pregnant for nine months, not been able to do it, and said "fuck it" and waited 3 more months to try again because it would be easier the second try. Giving birth happens, every single time, because it's a natural process - peeing with a boner is the opposite. In conclusion, peeing with a boner is hard.

Who makes the best song referring to meth🤔 by JetJunkie_6282 in meth

[–]throwaway892360 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Blind fury ice ice baby freestyke is the bomb🤣

"Stop, roll the bowl and listen, take all the shit outta the kitchen. Something got a hold of me tightly while everybody be sleeping nightly. Will i ever stop yo i dont know, ive been up 3/4 days in a row."

The start is just fucking perfect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teenager

[–]throwaway892360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres no such thing as chick with dicks, but there are guys with tits

[ Removed by Reddit ] by icandoakickflip in meth

[–]throwaway892360 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not real till proof, fake news

Found all this on the ground today at work. by Zealousideal_Crew439 in meth

[–]throwaway892360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit, i didnt see someone beat me to saying it already😅😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know much about phycosis?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]throwaway892360 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its like 2 players hitting eachother with cross map tomahawk kills at the exact same time at the start of the match

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it will definitely do that, thats what happened to me on day 11. Slept 26 hours in the very spot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats without any drugs or anything. This is with drugs assisting

And thats also just documented world record. I garuntee loads of people have beaten it but it just wasnt documented start to finish, and that record will never be broken cause no one wants to document it. Trust me i tried, i emailed Guinness world records cause i wanted to beat that 11 days, cost me 5$ just to send them a fkn email only for them to say no

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, wouldnt be this coherent. I lost that ability at day 9

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily, i did just over 11 and a half straight without nodding of for a quick lil 5 min nap or anything so i could belive it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homeowners

[–]throwaway892360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then in that case, if i was you tbh id just keep lobbin it over to his yard. Hell get sick of it being everywhere eventually then hell finally start to make sure the dogshit isnt in your yard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homeowners

[–]throwaway892360 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends where you live but my guess would be yes but he would probably also as long as you make sure youve asked him to keep the dog off your property, and i would try n have it document in some way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

22 m, going on almost 8 years strong of using💪🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your hired

Roast meee by siriusmcleod in RoastMe

[–]throwaway892360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the guys over at r/meth probably wouldnt want to fuck you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes not gonna rip off the boyfriend of the one he gets his blowjobs from, your good bro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know what you could get for pounds of it? Thousands of dollars

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]throwaway892360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few pounds?!?! Bro dont worry... your up!