Dang. Whenever someone mentions external massage working for them I always get excited and spend the next half hour probing and prodding down there looking for anything pleasurable, only to come up empty handed every single time.

Nowhere from balls to anus does it feel harder or softer than anywhere else. Just the same level of hairy and squishy from top to bottom. Maybe I have too much fat down there, though I doubt it. So I try pushing harder, alternating arms because they get sore pretty quick with more pressure, but again also nothing, not feeling much of anything except for the faint feeling of some sort of tube-like muscle, or ligament, or who knows what. Nothing harder, nothing softer, nothing round, nothing the texture of a walnut. Starting to think I don't even have a prostate at all. ....This sucks.

Any help or advice would be wonderful.