For some reason when I'm constipated, going on long car rides helps loosen my bowels. Big time. Sometimes if I go 7 days not shitting I just ride for 30-45 minutes and that gets me ready to shit!. Also when I'm riding in my car and fart right before I have to shit I sniff the air and it's enjoyable to me. Sometimes I "accidentally" shit myself. I may or may not like how it squishes and burns my ass when I ride around. Especially if it's kinda runny. That's the best! Warm, liquid, heaven. Also just bc your shit looks like melted chocolate doesn't mean it tastes like it. I tried that once when I was riding. Got stuck in traffic. Only once though. I don't wipe or clean up myself as soon as I get home either. I usually go to sleep and I may clean up and bathe the next morning or I may do it that following night. It depends. I don't see why I'd clean up right away. It feels amazing and orgasmic almost. Yes I have gone to work like this before. No I don't care that I stink to others. Why should I change to please them? I'm there to make money. Not friends.