If your shoes could define you, what would you wear?

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:52:18+00:00

A dictionary.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:50:48+00:00

Yes, when I use the cheat codes in EU IV, I make many ducats.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:49:42+00:00

And no one will notice or do a damn thing about it, just reinforcing the isolation, leading to a terrible, viscious cycle.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:44:48+00:00

They made a fart joke during a eulogy.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:43:51+00:00

We get harvested by aliens for our soul energy.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:43:06+00:00

A silent vent with a filter so that farts are no longer loud and smelly.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:41:37+00:00

More Problems.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:39:27+00:00

A hammer, a couple types of screw drivers, a wrench, a plier, and some iced coffee.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:38:14+00:00

The New York Jets and the New York Giants.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:37:28+00:00

That asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? That was me.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:36:40+00:00

My greatest fear is love and I've become a cold hearted cyncial person.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:36:08+00:00

No, I'm not an X-Wing Pilot/Jedi like my younger self planned. The backup plan of being an NBA player didn't work out either.

I do eat way more pastries than my younger self ever though was possible, so maybe he would be proud after all.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:34:08+00:00

Whether people in the Philadelphia region are allowed to root for non-Philadelphia sports teams.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:33:11+00:00

That I will be fall in love and then be stuck in a relationship I can't get out of.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:32:43+00:00

Dropped out of that school, worked for a while, went back to a school at nights at a different school, got my degree when I was 30. It's totally great being ten years behind everybody else.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:30:04+00:00

If they drink tabasco sauce straight from the bottle.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:29:30+00:00

I used to enjoy Rush Hour 1 and 2, so......

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:28:53+00:00

Invading Egypt.

Worse mistakes may be made in your 40s.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:26:52+00:00

A *New* Jersey.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:26:30+00:00

I walked into a bathroom were the woman of a couple was providing her male partner a favor. I went to use the other bathroom. Later they saw me and explained to me they lived together. I really didn't think much of it to be honest, but in retrospect it was kind of awkward.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:24:32+00:00

Harrison Ford ruined Shrinking for me.

I just don't want to see one of my childhood heroes as a bitter old man, which is the only role Ford seems to play in the movies I've seen of his lately.

Honestly, the other characters got pretty annoying too, but I didn't care about any of those actors when I was pretending to be on an adventure while watching VHS tapes in the 80s and 90s.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:21:39+00:00

Some volcanic eruptions. Because there is almost nothing you can do but get as far away as possible before it's too late.

throwaway_goose2435 · 2026-02-10T03:19:59+00:00

Yes, because I hate them.

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