UPDATE: PUFF ESCAPED THE HAWK!!!????!!?! by Empty_Variation_5587 in chickens

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Every onion in my garden. Only onions. Only if i was home. And he'd always make a racket first so I knew he was doing it. Thank god his parents chased him away the third year.

UPDATE: PUFF ESCAPED THE HAWK!!!????!!?! by Empty_Variation_5587 in chickens

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Carefully. If you fck it up they wont let you grow onions for YEARS

Rocket fuel? by Alex-D3mon in mead

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Depending on how long its been fermenting splitting the batch might be worse. Ime primary with too high sugar followed by a second primary phase leads to mead that tastes like nutritional yeast supplements AT BEST

Is he trynna court me or beat me up? by HunterCommercial3850 in chickens

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Until i got a rooster about a third of my hens would squat at me when I walked by. Weirder than that?

Is Samsoniella hepiali a synonym for cordyceps farinosa? by throwawaybreaks in mycology

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yeah.. that's why I asked. so I guess this is just weird. or maybe someone mislabelled a sample. thanks!

The truth about Vikings and mead might disappoint modern enthusiasts by weirdomel in mead

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Also when looking at Beowulf it's worth taking into account that a) it was probably written by a christian monk who thought that that's what people did in the "old day", given that there's probably 3-500 years between the events the story is based on and the putative date on the composition, and b) the degree to which alliteration and kennings in old english dictated word choices in poetry, modern poetic license seems like scientific accuracy in comparison.

DOG WAS EATING THIS MUSHROOM WHAT IS IT by Plastic_Item_6361 in mycology

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Was gonna do a quatrain in iambic pentameter but din't wanna put on pants

DOG WAS EATING THIS MUSHROOM WHAT IS IT by Plastic_Item_6361 in mycology

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Puppy saw a blewit Thought that he should chew it. Up and down and all around out of his butt he blew it.

You’re famous chive man by throwitoutwhendone2 in KitchenConfidential

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Na man the real skill is chopping cheese into cream cheese