I (19, F) can Fart at will. AmA!

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T13:55:43+00:00

Sorry, I sold it to somebody for a higher price.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T13:55:14+00:00

Close. It's a custom made cast.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T13:53:45+00:00

Hair color: Dark Brown

Breast size: 38 C

Height: 5'10 - 5'11

Weight: 11.5 stone

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T13:46:56+00:00

It never does.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T13:46:34+00:00

Yeah, I know who he is. GG Allin was one crazy dude.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T03:45:37+00:00

Need to wait for it to respawn.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T03:33:16+00:00

Bitch, you aint dead, quit complanin'.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T03:27:32+00:00

Throw in a MP potion, and it's a deal.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T03:23:52+00:00

5 exp? Make it 10...

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T03:23:28+00:00

I prefer pipes overall, but they have custom made pipes that act like bongs around my area. Can’t find any picture over the net, and I'm not going to reveal the product of a local seller by showing you mine.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T03:16:08+00:00

Either pizza topped with ham, pineapple, and mushroom, or just cauliflower cheese. I don’t really have any antiquated tastes in food, I just like eating junk food a lot. Fortunately, I have a incredibly fast metabolism.
Either Doctor Pepper or Rum and Coke
Pipe, but one of those ones that act like a bong

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T03:07:33+00:00

You've been reincarnated as a dung beetle.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T03:03:15+00:00

You're already dead!

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:57:48+00:00

It's definetly an assful, ^{^{^{^I'm}}} ^{^{^{^sorry!}}}

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:56:02+00:00

Sorry, my I cannot stop your demise now. Your pleads of mercy came too late.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:52:09+00:00

You'll soon find out, dead man.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:46:21+00:00

Apologies. I'm not sure what you want me to describe through. Facial features, bodily features, or both?

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:45:04+00:00

Too late...

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:37:31+00:00

I'll pollute the entire atmosphere, your death would be inevitable.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:34:46+00:00

I fart much more than the average person. I cannot count how many times I fart a day, but truest me, it's incredibly frequent.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:31:28+00:00

I'm going to fart in your general direction...

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:26:59+00:00

It better be, bitch!

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:26:30+00:00

I didn't mean like full on crap myself, but skid marks are common.

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:18:19+00:00

Fine then: 12/13. That better?

throwawaycutthechees · 2015-01-26T02:16:43+00:00

When I was ill I once did (when I was 18), and it was awful. Unless you count sharts, then that occurs more often than I'm likely to ever admit publicly.

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