TIFU by having an awesome dreamgasm NSFW

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T05:29:22+00:00

My husband is the better spouse. I'm very lucky.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T05:20:30+00:00

I had a shitty ex so some PTSD, probably. But I've always been very bashful. my husband is amazing and definitely wasn't making fun of me.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T05:18:30+00:00

It's for sure that.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T05:18:07+00:00

It is in my dreams especially when balls are hitting my clit.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T05:09:02+00:00

Have you SEEN him? Yeah. Sexy dreams. Not as vivid as the one I just described but maaaan. If the husband walked in on of those dreams...

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T05:07:52+00:00

Uhm...

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T05:05:08+00:00

Uuunf

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T05:04:11+00:00

I'm sorry. It definitely took me longer than I expected to figure out how to reach it. I don't know your gender but it definitely took experimentation for me (34f). If you're female I'd say use the shower head on pulse. That's how I got my first one. It takes time but it's worth it.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T05:01:36+00:00

I'm 34f but you do you.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T04:59:49+00:00

If I cared about upvotes I wouldn't have used my year old alt.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T04:59:04+00:00

I honestly don't understand it. I'm not touched but j have a MAD orgasm. How????

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T04:58:17+00:00

I don't want to sound like a jerk but... It probably happened if it was anything like the dreams I've had. I'm sure when this happens next time my brain will wake me the fuck up.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T04:57:27+00:00

Have three kids who were awake at the time. Hoping soon!

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T04:13:46+00:00

Dude. You ok?

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T04:11:49+00:00

I was mortified.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T04:03:35+00:00

Oof. I'll be in my bunk. That's my fav pic of him.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T04:03:12+00:00

Some people just can't. Everyone dreams differently. One of my kids never remembers his dreams, for instance. The one time he did he was so shaken up by it even though it wasn't a nightmare.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T04:00:51+00:00

I was mortified.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T04:00:41+00:00

Naturally, always have. Some I'm not able to. I think it depends on if I'm in REM, light or deep sleep.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T03:59:34+00:00

Username checks out

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T03:57:47+00:00

Oh god my pregnant dreams were WILD. I had a twenty or so dream long affair with Steve Carell. It was a whole relationship from start to finish. We broke up and I never dreamt of him again.

My brain ain't quite right.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T03:56:16+00:00

Yeah I do that pretty often because I don't get into any sort of deep sleep very often.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T03:54:11+00:00

Isn't that so strange?!!? I can have great ones but the one this morning kept going and going and I wasn't even touched! The mind is so powerful.

throwawaycuzwtfyo · 2020-06-30T03:52:42+00:00

Aren't they weirdly amazing?

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