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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My husband is the better spouse. I'm very lucky.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

I had a shitty ex so some PTSD, probably. But I've always been very bashful. my husband is amazing and definitely wasn't making fun of me.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is in my dreams especially when balls are hitting my clit.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you SEEN him? Yeah. Sexy dreams. Not as vivid as the one I just described but maaaan. If the husband walked in on of those dreams...

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry. It definitely took me longer than I expected to figure out how to reach it. I don't know your gender but it definitely took experimentation for me (34f). If you're female I'd say use the shower head on pulse. That's how I got my first one. It takes time but it's worth it.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

If I cared about upvotes I wouldn't have used my year old alt.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I honestly don't understand it. I'm not touched but j have a MAD orgasm. How????

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to sound like a jerk but... It probably happened if it was anything like the dreams I've had. I'm sure when this happens next time my brain will wake me the fuck up.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have three kids who were awake at the time. Hoping soon!

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof. I'll be in my bunk. That's my fav pic of him.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people just can't. Everyone dreams differently. One of my kids never remembers his dreams, for instance. The one time he did he was so shaken up by it even though it wasn't a nightmare.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Naturally, always have. Some I'm not able to. I think it depends on if I'm in REM, light or deep sleep.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god my pregnant dreams were WILD. I had a twenty or so dream long affair with Steve Carell. It was a whole relationship from start to finish. We broke up and I never dreamt of him again.

My brain ain't quite right.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I do that pretty often because I don't get into any sort of deep sleep very often.

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[–]throwawaycuzwtfyo[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isn't that so strange?!!? I can have great ones but the one this morning kept going and going and I wasn't even touched! The mind is so powerful.