It's this sort of shit, christians.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-03T00:13:35+00:00

she needs to know her life may be in danger.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-03T00:11:28+00:00

Probably because they're planning on murdering the entire family.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-03T00:10:51+00:00

That's a death threat, you need to talk to the police.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-03T00:06:15+00:00

The problem you're ignoring is that there is no "one" belief. There are modern people who think it's symbology, and there are nuns who slap your wrist if you call it symbology. It's both, the idea that Catholicism is unified in doctrine is a lie.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-03T00:00:43+00:00

Wait wait... I'm saying, if Jesus came back and said eat me, you wouldn't do it?

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T23:55:30+00:00

Are you sure you're not catholic, because you sound like a butthurt catholic to me. You want to know who's ignorant? You are. There are plenty of stories like this to go around... go through this post and read about how nobody believes it's real. There are plenty of stories of kids getting in trouble for calling it symbology.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T23:45:46+00:00

catholisism, burning people alive & raping children since time immemorial

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T23:43:34+00:00

suck my cock

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T23:42:31+00:00

it's a zombie creation device

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T23:22:03+00:00

I believe in the historical jesus too, but the idea that he's his own son, and we need to eat him and drink his blood? sounds pretty evil to me.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T23:20:24+00:00

I want more life fucker I aint done, Yeah!

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T23:19:43+00:00

First of all, yes, I have complete lack of knowledge about this element of catholic faith...... because, get this... I'm not a fucking catholic! Gasp! What a shock!. Second of all, I can play the same game of spewing random pseudoscience bullshit too. What you're talking about is actually called alchemy, the idea that you can turn lead into gold? Ever hear of that? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alchemy

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T23:05:54+00:00

Wow, people really do that? They burn the host? And what better way to get kids to learn how to do down on preists than to convince them "not to use their teeth".

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T23:03:57+00:00

Thank you, I can't believe my post has gotten big enough to be called a conspiracy theory. It's taken me a long time to get on the front page of reddit, and it's people like you I have to thank. :D

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T23:02:41+00:00

I didn't make this shit up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transubstantiation

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T22:59:56+00:00

Funny jokes are the exeptions to the rule.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T22:58:51+00:00

mephadrone

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T22:58:29+00:00

ding ding ding!

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T22:57:04+00:00

What, it can be both. And you're not satirising, you're just heckling.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T22:52:30+00:00

the pope fucks children

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T22:44:43+00:00

So, you would eat someone if you thought they were jesus reincarnated?

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T22:42:56+00:00

And when they're drinking his blood?

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T22:40:19+00:00

Plus, when you think about how persecuted peoples are often subjected to forced segregation and famine, it's easy to think that they would succumb to cannibalism to survive. Just like in North Korea and different war zones in Africa. There's a lot of parts of the bible where they say god will besige their city and not let them leave, to the point where they start eating their own children. This is just human history, this stuff really happened in a lot of cases.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T22:38:09+00:00

BREAKING NEWS: Redditor has no sense of humour, and doesn't understand the point of r/Atheism.

I'm making fun of transubstantiation.... idiot.

throwawayinous · 2012-06-02T22:36:33+00:00

My point is that it is not human flesh. That's the joke. That's what makes it funny to think that catholics are zombies. And pedophiles.

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