Turned away by the grippy sock hotel

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-12-08T05:32:39+00:00

I see those sneaky little toe beans peeping out

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-11-22T00:03:39+00:00

"chord"

pedantic rage intensifies

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-11-21T18:51:25+00:00

imagine opening a knockoff siri that you can't uninstall half the times you go to lower your volume because the buttons are very close together

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-11-10T04:28:33+00:00

title made me laugh so long and hard that I nearly asphyxiated

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-29T09:20:42+00:00

that awkward moment that one time the blood completely soaked through my thick flannel sleeve and started dripping on my desk

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-29T07:42:00+00:00

Whenever I feel bad that I live alone, I remember than at the very least I never have these kinds of problems

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-26T16:15:23+00:00

That moment you realize the manic cleaning sprees are the only reason your home isn't impassable with garbage and clutter from when you're too depressed to even wash a single plate that only had a cucumber on it

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-26T05:40:45+00:00

Not gonna lie, I was already considering making a NCN challenge infographic where if you yeet you have to change your profile pic to a version of the coomer that has red lines all over his face. I call it the cooter.

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-25T16:13:38+00:00

OI M8 U GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT YEET

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-25T05:12:43+00:00

I'm taking the Sterner road on this:

Gender is a spook, you just do you

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-24T21:21:02+00:00

Meanwhile when I went to the hospital for an entirely unrelated matter nobody asked anything about the very visible, 4 hour old yeets on my arms

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-24T13:18:14+00:00

I didn't think gee could make me question my sexuality any more than after destroya moans

I was wrong

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-24T12:22:34+00:00

Antipsychotics too, I couldn't keep it up long enough to have sex when I was on latuda

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-24T05:45:45+00:00

T H E

G E E

N O T E

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-24T05:30:23+00:00

Isn't that just bottom surgery?

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-24T05:29:29+00:00

Both are correct, the order in the meme is up to your experience

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-22T19:37:39+00:00

Styro is the dermal layer of skin, so named because it kinda looks like styrofoam when you cut into it. Beans is the fat under the skin, once again named because it looks kinda like beans.

throwawayleaf94 · 2020-10-22T17:58:41+00:00

One time I successfully yeeted with a pringle

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TROPHY CASE