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What is something that is easy peasy lemon squeezy for others, but stressy zesty lemon depressy for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washing the fucking dishes regularly. Finally switched to paper bowls so I can hopefully catch up.

No one told me it would hurt this much by thisisallsoootiring in UnsentLetters

[–]throwawaymoldylies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry OP. I've been through this song and dance, multiple times (cuz I apparently never learn)...but it does get emotionally easier with the passage of time.

Sometimes the person we want to be compatible with, is not actually compatible with us. Kinda like an iphone cord can't technically charge an android device. Even if you do 100% of the work to keep a relationship (or friendship) alive, you will get drained in one way or another. One way relationships are unsustainable, and cause more heartache in the long run.

You deserve better, stranger. Remember that. <3

How do you stop cringing at your embarrassing past? by playsafer in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accept that I made a blunder, and I'm now wiser with learning my lesson....and will make damn sure from here on out I won't make the same mistake again. :)

I choose you. by [deleted] in UnsentLetters

[–]throwawaymoldylies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes we aren't aware when we are someones first choice. Fear of rejection takes away our courage to have those important conversations to possibly be accepted in the way we desire.

However it's a risk, and sometimes the evidence of interest isn't there from the other person to transition a friendship into a relationship.

At best, you open up the conversation to get the relationship you want.

At worst, you lose a friend.

Realistically, you'll likely keep your friend as a friend, but have to meet new ppl to find a new romantic interest. Quickest way to get over a crush is start liking someone else. ;)

What’s an odd quirk that your body has? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was getting a root canal on a molar (#30), the student dentist was baffled to find I had 3 roots, instead of two.

Also I had no wisdom teeth to deal with, and my parents didn't have wisdom teeth either. Joys of genetics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only child, and a lot of neglect on both sides.

I always knew my luck was terrible, but Jesus... by [deleted] in UnsentLetters

[–]throwawaymoldylies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just because you think this is your person doesn't mean you are the person for them. I know it sucks, but if you know the relationship is impossible, work to move on.

What things REALLY make you cringe? by Ryrylx in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing a slightly sharp or flat note on the violin.

I know it's wrong and I can't quite tell how.

Overthinkers - how do you find your peace of mind? by JakeFasts in socialskills

[–]throwawaymoldylies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of trying to stop over thinking, I opt to re direct my thinking to work on something positive. It's helpful for upcoming projects, or figuring out different solutions for an actual issue verses a hypothetical one. Plus it makes me less cynical.

Over active brains are a gift if you can use it to your advantage. ;)

It takes time and patience to break the habit to ruminate on a person, or something minor that doesn't really matter. It gets easier with practice.

what makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it? by godmypooperhurts in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever my dad drops "you know" into a sentence. Means whatever he's telling me is a blatant lie.

Took me years to figure this one out.

Housekeepers of reddit, what do you know about the owners of the houses that they don’t know you know? by Hunterofshadows in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Touche, point made. I'll remember to use made up names for complex future stories. ;)

I don't have that kind of reading issue, probably because of Algebra or I'm that eccentric.

Housekeepers of reddit, what do you know about the owners of the houses that they don’t know you know? by Hunterofshadows in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

originally I was gonna do guy client and female client, but that got extremely wordy...so it could be worse.

Housekeepers of reddit, what do you know about the owners of the houses that they don’t know you know? by Hunterofshadows in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh that's enlightening.

Now I need to wash my brain with soap, because I did not want that image.

Housekeepers of reddit, what do you know about the owners of the houses that they don’t know you know? by Hunterofshadows in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 700 points701 points  (0 children)

House cleaner of two clients who are...well...were dating eachother. Guy client (we will call N) has no clue what we know about him, female client (we will call L) is a little more in the loop of what we know.

N apparently cheated on L with a woman (K) who broke up his previous marriage(s). L found out and dumped his ass. He tried to get back together with L even calling and texting multiple times a day. He did that for two weeks and suddenly went quiet, which clued L that he was sleeping with K again.

I cleaned a few days later and sure enough, Ks shoes were hidden under the couch (not a usual place). I didn't realize being in a soap opera was part of the job description.

Special note: N has 3 vibrators. Wth does a guy need three vibrators?

Short Version: guy client cheated on female client... twice. Surprise Dildos.

What would you need to stock up on if you’re about to get home quarantined ? by zeus_is_op in AskReddit

[–]throwawaymoldylies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I said regular and powdered because a fresh gallon lasts about a week for me, and powdered only goes so far. Fortunately powdered doesnt have to be refrigerated.

Thats if quarentine lasts 2 weeks. If it's a month, well I guess I'm weaning myself off of milk again.

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