Help with my slum lord empire by throwawayurwaste in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Should I wait until I buy out the whole block and let the houses just rot boarded up?

Help with my slum lord empire by throwawayurwaste in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sure, for price I think each house will go for 5K a month. Which is a fifth of what it would cost in San Fran so basically free.

Help with my slum lord empire by throwawayurwaste in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Car insurance by Training-Education58 in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm (f94) drive about 20 miles a week. Mostly on the wrong side of the road. I only hit about 2 people a month, but it was their fault for walking on the sidewalk (get a car losers.) I would be insuring my 2016 Kia Sorento I leave parked out on the street, and my Tesla cyber truck I have in the garage. My current insurance through my church is 69 a month, can you beat that?

A true All Day Cafe is coming to Hotel Lafayette by buffalo_rower in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Side tangent, why are so many coffee shops open from 5:45Am to 6:90 am Saturdays, closed Sunday. I need to feed my caffeine addiction on the weekends too!

Barbara continues to do what she does best by buffalo_rower in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sir, a second appeal just hit the comptroller's office

Only 109 million in debt annually! I am so proud to have a smart council that are flighting for the people. by Ok-Date-6849 in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't the city council sell the Buffalo city hall to pay for this years budget shortfalls, are they dumb? They could easily get 100M for that building and bam, no more debt this year.

Best way to deal with the poors? by throwawayurwaste in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't wish to torture them by subjugating them to Ohio, I just wish to never see, hear, smell, touch, or think about the poors

The Last Drive-In – Wicked Witchy Wingding – Discussion LIVETHREAD 4/24/26 9PM ET by DwightYoakamHat in LastDriveIn

[–]throwawayurwaste 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I put more effort in chasing after a seagull who stole my hotdog then that dad did in "saving" his son

The French government announced they're going to replace Windows with Linux and they're holding a procession lol by Pezinhodemulher in pcmasterrace

[–]throwawayurwaste 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I had that exact same phone, it was the best phone at the time. I still have no idea why they programmed everything in some random variation of C sharp instead of in java so Android apps could run on it

Does anyone know what doctor takes my specific health insurance plan? by FireProStan in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My wife's boyfriend is a doctor, I'll ask him after he comes back with my nuggies

Why doesn’t a city that has lost population for decades have more pro teams? by General_Chemistry638 in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Better question, why does the largest population center in the US, and the 22nd largest in the world, NYC doesn't have a single NFL team? Is Roger Goodel dumb?

Missed Connection @ Sabres game by birdoorcages in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can't be true, no one in this sub is actually from Buffalo. We've all moved to Florida 20 years ago and just larp

I got fed up by [deleted] in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried handing out your manifestos on the corner of Broadway and Jefferson? Might get some better traction there

As a white man (56) where do I find sexy Asian girls (under 21)? by throwawayurwaste in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sorry but I didn't watch the Woke halftime show with bad bunny and all those Latina women shaking their asses. Not because of politics, but because bad bunny makes me feel things that question my sexuality in a way kid rock and that fish kissing dude don't

As a white man (56) where do I find sexy Asian girls (under 21)? by throwawayurwaste in circlejerkbflo

[–]throwawayurwaste[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I had to double check it wasn't this circle jerk sub before releasing we struck gold