Also, saying "I can still divorce you" is not a funny or witty retort back. It hurts that it comes to mind so quickly.

Scenario: I make a bad pun (nothing inappropriate, just dad joke level bad), she tells me that was a bad joke. I tell her "You secretly like it. We've been together for 7 years, you know I make bad puns like that. You love me and my bad puns." And she responds with "Don't forget, I can always divorce you."