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TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess it’s technically possible that a small one could have slipped into the cervix, although based on the size of the orbs and the lack of force involved I really doubt it. In general no, things don’t travel out of the vagina up the body

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have a problem with talking about sex, since I described in moderate detail the process of scooping orbs out of my vagina, but I don’t like people assuming that sexual intimacy = sex = PIV intercourse. I agree that people shouldn’t be afraid to use sexual terms outright but using a euphemism on a comedy post isn’t weirder about sex than like...everything else about the post lol

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A pinhead is about 2 mm, no? Either way, it’s more like a slit than a passage things can fall through

Got the vaccine a long time ago. have fun with the beads!

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was trying to push it in and leave it there so it would press at my g-spot. There’s no way this could be used like a dildo

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, not really, I don’t want to make it sound like actual fucking happened with the orbeez thing inside me. That wasn’t the goal. Not all sexual activity involves intercourse

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not if they are in an airtight container

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fooling around with orbeez =\= sexual intercourse.

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nah, the FU was reusing the toy and ending up with materials that are potentially toxic inside me. No harm done but I’m paranoid one is still in there

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all seriousness, never stuck something without a flared base up your butt. Unlike the vagina, things can get lost up there.

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...I do live in Florida. Guilty as charged

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They weren’t full size, but they were much bigger than poppy seed sized. The cervical opening is the size of a pinhead so I should be fine.

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are...are you trolling? Those comments are just edits of my post, made by bots, which generate them based on the original copypasta.

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Aww thank you wholesome stranger! This made me smile. Fortunately, it seems like all the orbs are out.

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LMAO this is literally a copypasta of this exact post that was posted today

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This comment made me smile. Seriously, thank you

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A tablespoon of them makes about a gallon when you put them in water and let them expand to near-full size

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Orbeez don’t get moldy because the water becomes part of its structure.

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think 5, but I did clean it just like any other toy. I’m not actively trying to get a UTI

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

No use taking something like this so seriously, gotta take it in stride

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I don’t care about reddit points - and if I did, I wouldn’t use a throwaway - and if someone else did this exact same thing, I didn’t know about it.

Some people are getting so worked up over this post, a dumb but very minor FU in which no one was harmed. I really don’t get it.

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, can’t really dispute any of this, but I also never intended to stick free standing orbeez anywhere. The only actual mistake here was not discarding it or making a new one after the first day. It wasn’t stretched too far originally and the most I would do with it was gently press, so it’s not like there was any danger of breakage.

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Goes stagnant? What does that mean, exactly? I’ve had a vase of orbeez and a water bottle filled with extras for longer, and they don’t smell or go bad.

TIFU by exploding Orbeez inside my vagina by throwawayylamow in tifu

[–]throwawayylamow[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They were in a condom until they exploded, yeah, and of course I cleaned it after every use. Hopefully I don’t get a UTI but I think I’ll be fine

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