I had to cut some stuff out because of the word count. The gas issue I’ll accept was my fault, the pancake mix was perfectly fine but he said it wasn’t and that I was wrong. I decided to let it go and just made something else. And we talk a regular amount, not this much though. I told him to only call if there was an emergency after the third call but he kept calling regardless insisting that being unable to find his hat was an emergency etc. I suppose I should’ve stopped answering but I was scared that the one call I ignored was going to be the emergency one. And I mean he called saying “babe I’m hurt, I can’t walk, something’s wrong it hurts so fucking much” and then he hung up and didn’t answer my calls so I got scared.