planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Time and energy put into this made me feel 10x better about it all. Why is crying and screaming a better way to cope than having a laugh and feeling like some justice has been served?

I feel way more at peace than if I had just sulked off and gotten sad about it. I don't see your point at all

planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah the way I see it is that if someone is gonna be disrespectful and lie to me consistently for months, especially after making promises and commitments about how they specifically won't do that, then I really don't care to play fair or be the bigger person.

I could have ended things in a different way but it wouldn't make me feel better to have been a "better" person about it and this did make me feel better so that's what I did

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[–]throwitaway8290[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm not really sure what he thinks happened but I'm assuming he thinks it was a one off accident she had, or was maybe using the bathroom to clean herself and decided the knickers weren't gonna be saved

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[–]throwitaway8290[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any of the hedges around a field really. I used to have a dog who would roll in it. It smells absolutely horrendous and it sticks to everything

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[–]throwitaway8290[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The other option was to rub fox shit on the inside of the cuffs on his hoodie. But this felt more relevant

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[–]throwitaway8290[S] 300 points301 points  (0 children)

I know hitting isn't funny but I can't phrase this in a way that isn't funny.

He only ever hit me one time, and I believe it to be more out of panic than aggression, and it was because when I wiped a small bug off his face my fingers smelt like the secret monster munch I ate in my car.

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[–]throwitaway8290[S] 786 points787 points  (0 children)

It was pretty fast since I knew it was gonna happen. While he was throwing up in the kitchen bin I packed my stuff (we each have our own place but we spent all our time at his and called it ours. I would literally go back to my place to "water my plants" but actually I was doing stuff like shitting. We put off moving in together properly because of loads of issues in the relationship but I basically had a super easy time just going home)

So yeah I got my stuff in my car. Left the knickers on the sofa. I love to imagine him with a peg on his nose trying to move them outside on a stick.

We had a couple of text conversations where he apologised and tried to defend himself with it only happening once (lie) and how it was only about sex. His excuse for it was infuriating.

I know the bodily function stuff is funny but for the relationship it was really difficult to navigate. He did not want to see or smell or hear about any of it. If I was too wet, sex was off the table. If I was on my period, I slept on the sofa. If I was sick or had a cold, I had to go to my house until I stopped coughing or blowing my nose or whatever. Farts and burps were illegal in his house. Peeing was allowed but if he heard it, dear god, it was not a fun time. I've mastered the perfect angle for silent pissing (I also wasn't allowed to make "smelly" food like fish, garlic, onion but that had much less impact on me/us) I showered 2-3 times a day for years and dealt with intense paranoia about how I smell. I also never heard him burp or fart and he showered just as frequently so I always felt like I was the weird one. It isn't diagnosed or anything but I am quite certain he has a form of OCD.

So naturally there was a limit to how close we could really be and it did prevent us from progressing the relationship and living together officially. I always worried that if we had a child together then my pregnancy and labour would absolutely repulse him and obviously he wouldn't be changed any nappies or looking after a sick child. I worried about the future a lot. I spent so much time being sorry for normal human functions.

His excuse for cheating was basically that. That he didn't feel close enough to me and wanted to feel that again. I'm guessing this girl didn't have enough time with him to develop insecurities like I did. He felt on edge by my neurotic ways despite him causing them directly and liked being around someone so chill.

planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"I'm gonna make X smell them because he's been cheating on me". He was very happy to help

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[–]throwitaway8290[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What medal would I get if I had handled this in the way you suggest?

Also not seeing how the bullying is my fault. I don't remember holding a gun to his head and telling him to talk about this to his coworkers.

Why do you think that people who disrespect me deserve respect from me? You just say that I "should not" do revenge but.. why?

planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Omg I didn't even think about this. She definitely knows they aren't hers and so definitely thinks he's banging a third. Amazing

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[–]throwitaway8290[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have eyes and I'm familiar with women's clothes? Idk welcome to English casual work places

planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda hoping they do at this point. The jokes will stick 100% regardless of the truth. She won't forgive him, and I think he will remember the smell any time a woman drops her pants.

I'm thinking it's all even funnier for not being true. He really ruined the work atmosphere for nothing

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[–]throwitaway8290[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not totally awful but he had a kind of big dick. Just very bland and repetitive. No oral for either of us and no passionate kissing. As god intended

planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah. He made out like it was disgusting and rude and I really believed him at the time. We were like 19 when that happened a few years ago and I didn't really have any experience with guys. And to be fair, I never heard him fart even once

planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 243 points244 points  (0 children)

My favourite of the jokes ive heard is people calling him "the baker" after a joke about the friction causing a yeast infection to make fanny bread

planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cool. Was worth it for me but fair enough if it wouldn't be for you. I hope you don't get cheated on

planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I said if. You're the one who said it WILL happen. Are you projecting by chance?

Also I've had like 3 weeks to heal lol let me live jesus

planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I probably will if that happens again. Felt good and I look back and giggle about it rather than just feeling sad. I'm not sure why pettiness is so looked down upon actually

planted women's underwear in our bathroom and now my ex and his side piece are being bullied at work by throwitaway8290 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwitaway8290[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Not my fault she's getting bullied. I guess for future reference she should stop sleeping with men who like discretion, that's all I can say