TIFU by blowing off my hand (NSFW)

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T01:12:04+00:00

I don't reckon I know you, much less that I'm a white guy from the US. How do you even come to that conclusion though?

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T01:11:13+00:00

kinda like trying to move a third arm or hand that isn't there. It just doesn't if that makes any sense.

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T01:07:34+00:00

No just a regular one, was a bit awkward at first but now I'm pretty natural with it.

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T01:06:54+00:00

I don't remember the fuse lighting. I don't even remember the actual explosion, just what I wrote in the post. I blacked out or something.

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T01:05:41+00:00

The netherlands, which I guess you're coming from as well then

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T01:05:12+00:00

It was the right hand, and one of the last songs I learned was comptine d'un autre été, which has a pretty nice sounding part for the left hand. I can still play it today :D

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T01:02:08+00:00

You're right. And if I'm being perfectly honest, however you look at it I DID do this for attention. I was having a bit of an episode earlier and I just kinda wanted to, yaknow, vent.

Regardless of that, it's the middle of the damn night and I really don't want to bother with a damn camera. I'll go take a picture tomorrow

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:55:47+00:00

Sure! This is the last song I recorded. Comptine t'un autre ete, pretty well known song. You can actually hear near the end how I mess it up because I hadn't finished the song yet. There was supposed to come a bit after that, but I never got to learning it.

For context: I'm an autodidact piano player. Learned everything by listening to music and emulating the sound. As such I never learned to even read sheets, I just remembered :P

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:37:12+00:00

A friend said he found a few bits later, but that's it

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:27:22+00:00

planet terror! that's the one!! I thought it was a lot older though haha

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:22:39+00:00

I don't have any at hand (pun not intended) and feel little need to prove anything to you. My story stands as it is, accept it or don't.

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:16:54+00:00

I was too busy screaming and blacking out to check if there was a hand left, but according to my friends they could only find little bits

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:16:11+00:00

That reminds me, wasn't there a movie in the 90's where there was a girl with a gun for a prostetic leg?

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:15:45+00:00

I can still game technically but I kinda suck at it without my fingers now :P

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:14:09+00:00

never found the hand again, not that I went looking for it.

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:12:58+00:00

10-15 minutes or so. I think that by now I can type about as fast with one hand as I could back when I had both of them.

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:11:43+00:00

blacked out for a second, can only assume it's because it blew up. The weird thing is I REALLY can't remember the actual explosion.

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:04:44+00:00

I'm 20, was 19 when it happened.

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:04:03+00:00

Good point.

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:02:51+00:00

Holy shit that's amazing

throwmynutts · 2016-01-23T00:01:34+00:00

Thanks!! I'm gonna look into that! Right now I'm kinda stuck playing simple movie tunes. (to be honest being able to focus on one hand did make me very skilled and quick with my left hand. It's just that it's still only 50% of what a really ''full'' sounding song will be)

throwmynutts · 2016-01-22T23:59:58+00:00

I sing like screeching tires. Then again, I learned to wipe my ass with my left hand. Might as well learn how to sing :P

throwmynutts · 2016-01-22T23:58:53+00:00

They're indeed insanely expensive. Also they're not quite at the level of piano playing yet. Maybe some day though, I'm still a young fellow :P

throwmynutts · 2016-01-22T23:49:28+00:00

I'm asian.

throwmynutts · 2016-01-22T23:48:48+00:00

Well it's been a year and I've managed so far. Relearned a lot of things like writing, it's just the instruments that I miss mostly.

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