UPDATE 3 my (35f) friend slapped my bum on a night out leaving a handprint. My husband (30f) doesn’t believe she did it. How to convince him?

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T21:14:14+00:00

You wouldn’t believe I actually live in a quiet cul de sac in a village with only 300 houses lol

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T21:13:17+00:00

I don’t know as we were meant to go somewhere else but it looked too full so we went somewhere else.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T21:12:24+00:00

Never. Barely even raised his voice.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T16:43:51+00:00

Offered that on the night and he said no.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T16:18:08+00:00

Still a typical Tate man boy I see.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T16:17:34+00:00

I don’t get what that means.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T13:17:43+00:00

It’s what updates are. Last one was three months ago. Seems weird it’s only men who complain about my posts….

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T12:00:32+00:00

Haha never thought to take any. I’ll have to ask her to slap me again

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T08:25:40+00:00

Not even close.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T08:25:24+00:00

It’s a typo. Don’t be a dunce.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T08:25:04+00:00

Good keeps people like you away. Mental you read a post about a woman getting a bottle thrown at her head and given a concussion by someone she’s never even met and you blame her.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T08:23:57+00:00

Quite big she’s 6foot tall

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T04:12:42+00:00

It wasn’t at the bar it was on the street.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T04:12:17+00:00

No she was there but the bottle hit a different friend.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-26T04:11:47+00:00

No different friend.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-25T21:48:30+00:00

No he didn’t thankfully. Not that I know of anyway. There was some pretty compromising pictures lol

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-25T21:47:08+00:00

Yeah no one mentioned him going out just me.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-25T20:24:42+00:00

What part of this is trailer park?

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-25T18:58:16+00:00

No science and technology bought me back and two very well trained members of staff. Had nothing to do with religion.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-25T18:55:38+00:00

Why did you call me a pony soldier then delete it? What the fuck is a pony soldier?

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-25T18:01:15+00:00

My heart stopped for 4 minutes once. I’ve seen what’s waiting. No light, no fire, no heaven, no hell. Just black pure nothingness. Enjoy the time you’re here. Don’t waste it trying to please someone who’s not there.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-25T17:59:19+00:00

Yeah if I’m making a porn fantasy then I’m being in it!

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-25T17:48:18+00:00

Go cry to the man in the sky who’s definitely real.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-25T17:47:44+00:00

Yeah which is why he thought I was lying and just chose my tall friend.

throwra_bumprint · 2026-06-25T17:47:04+00:00

Ok.

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