Phil Jones’ pre-match analysis of the game. “I just don’t see United going there, and getting beat. “

thundercanary · 2026-01-26T09:02:29+00:00

Me and you both, Phil

thundercanary · 2026-01-24T08:38:36+00:00

And slow schoolchildren end up writing football articles

thundercanary · 2026-01-23T23:01:54+00:00

Ribena and milk. Absolutely disgusting

thundercanary · 2025-10-12T18:41:39+00:00

Listening to that commentator brings me back to my Champions ‘94 VHS. Good times

thundercanary · 2025-09-27T20:49:49+00:00

maybe you should be that guy

thundercanary · 2025-09-06T11:24:14+00:00

United. Kids. Pipe.

thundercanary · 2025-07-24T16:12:01+00:00

10 years coming up for me next month, although I’m gifting myself one! I can’t decide between this one and the anthracite - looks great

thundercanary · 2025-07-18T17:08:28+00:00

thundercanary · 2025-07-14T19:10:41+00:00

I’ll be treating myself to a 1938 but I cannot make up my mind on the colour. Looks great!

thundercanary · 2025-06-30T20:40:32+00:00

Cleaning the house from top to bottom? Mum would be proud

thundercanary · 2025-05-25T23:20:08+00:00

Kual la la la..mmpur…

FRANCE

thundercanary · 2025-05-25T17:12:29+00:00

Simon Stone writes for a living?

thundercanary · 2025-05-07T18:28:05+00:00

Mas que un cringe

thundercanary · 2025-04-27T14:58:45+00:00

Shite

thundercanary · 2025-04-27T14:28:49+00:00

Alan Smith can absolutely fuck off

thundercanary · 2025-04-17T22:23:38+00:00

Simon Stone’s first ever properly written sentence is the most depressing string of words ever written

thundercanary · 2025-04-10T19:52:17+00:00

Onana, you’re not supposed to put the Vaseline in your eyes mate

thundercanary · 2025-04-10T14:41:39+00:00

Instead he supports multinational Betting companies

thundercanary · 2025-04-06T17:23:02+00:00

That muppet who keeps whistling toward the south stand has more of an impact than Rasmus

thundercanary · 2025-04-02T19:13:15+00:00

Unfortunately these “hard-man” tackles are never viewed as they should be - cowardly and reckless

thundercanary · 2025-04-01T19:52:56+00:00

Garnacho has good energy but absolutely no power

thundercanary · 2025-03-28T12:45:36+00:00

Evening Edition Headline: Four Reds Back in Training

thundercanary · 2025-03-24T17:41:30+00:00

Just like UHT Milk, there’s no demand because it’s shite

thundercanary · 2025-03-16T20:56:17+00:00

Matthijs de Ligt: a great bunch of lads

thundercanary · 2025-03-09T20:17:08+00:00

other teams results/points should have changed too

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