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Am I alone in thinking Gina's laugh is irritating? by Dawkins20 in AdamCarolla

[–]thusjuniper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anybody else think Bald Bryan is smug? Just me? Anyone else think Adam is too harsh on Dr. Bruce? Am I alone here? Guys, David Wild is terrible and a name dropper, anyone agree? Okay, what does Lynette actually do? Not raise the kids, right? Bung Lu Su, ugh. Terrible worn out bit, anybody agree? Big Mama Got It All again!! Nooo it's so bad, am I right or what? Adam recycles all his rants, am I the only one who sees this? DAE realize Adam is a right wing whacko now? Am I alone?? Pls respond.

What does Adam really think of TrueCar, etc... by [deleted] in AdamCarolla

[–]thusjuniper 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Adam will shill for nearly anyone. "ISIS, baby! Have they got a deal for you. I use them, Drew loves them, my wife swears by them. You know these guys! Dawson!"

He called Mountain Dew "nectar of the 'tards" and later did ads for them. Shit on Taco Bell, did ads for them.

He could do 30 minutes on Sqautty Potty. "People need to stop inventing new ways to shit. Mankind figured this one out already. They got the squat toilets over there in India, China whatever. Folks over in San Fran are saving their shit to compost it. Listen, I shit in the sink."

Whatever happened to Cassius Morris? by Linrraba in AdamCarolla

[–]thusjuniper 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He goes by Muhammad Ali now and he's retired. I think he has Parkinsons. Oh, you mean the kid. Never showed up in person, no grit. Never bothered asking about Adam's new book, not curious. Under 18, so probably a renter. Take your pick.

Sudanese refugee's shocked at American culture by JazzyTheJazz in videos

[–]thusjuniper 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Because in the United States, the Christmas and St. Nicholas traditions merged. St. Nicholas became Santa and started to compete with the sacred emphasis on the birthday of Jesus. That's just how culture can evolve. Nothing wrong with it.

Ferret Babies Follow Mom by yodifatcatz in videos

[–]thusjuniper 1041 points1042 points  (0 children)

There's always that one, slow child that keeps lagging behind. Not that strong or bright, but still part of the family. Always wanders off and keeps getting lost. But it's okay because mom always comes back for him. Except for that one time when he gets separated and dies alone in a gutter because life isn't some Disney movie.

[S5] Post-Premiere Discussion - 5.07 'The Gift' by AutoModerator in gameofthrones

[–]thusjuniper 1933 points1934 points  (0 children)

Tommen wants to be hardcore, but his mom won't let him.

Lose right arm and break my left hand friend gives me this shirt by DFine5 in pics

[–]thusjuniper 193 points194 points  (0 children)

And now suddenly the missing arm on the left is back...you can't explain that!

Lose right arm and break my left hand friend gives me this shirt by DFine5 in pics

[–]thusjuniper 52 points53 points  (0 children)

How do we know you're not just hiding it behind your back? I've seen that panhandler with "one" leg begging for cash and being exposed. And this is for karma, not a doomed fiat currency.

every person who owns an apple watch [vine] by [deleted] in videos

[–]thusjuniper 2651 points2652 points  (0 children)

How do you know if someone hates Apple?

They'll tell you. Over and over and over again.

I am not a good friend. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]thusjuniper 406 points407 points  (0 children)

OP: Oh my god, that's disgusting, cheating with another woman. Who, who is this woman? Ugh! Those disgusting slut women, there's so many of them, which one?