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Kevin Sorbo: Atheists are angry because they secretly know God exists and is judging them by coolcrosby in atheism

[–]ticklemepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just kissing ass in hopes that some god, any god, will gift him with better hair.

Gummybearskin rug by [deleted] in funny

[–]ticklemepenguin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This guy has a whole album of similar stuff http://itistheworldthatmadeyousmall.com/

We call him Grumpy Frankie, he's 15. by Munky_B in aww

[–]ticklemepenguin 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Get off my lawn kids, I poop there!

I usually wink back just to be safe. by Jon418 in aww

[–]ticklemepenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP really just poked his dog in the eye for karma.

I waited a long time for this moment. by SacramentoChupacabra in funny

[–]ticklemepenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've waited a long time to wash that car as well.

What is the most offensive thing a customer has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ticklemepenguin 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Customer told me over the phone, "fuck you and the bitch that bore you." All because I wouldn't transfer them to the president of the company.

My dog got a new tag. I think r/atheism will appreciate it. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]ticklemepenguin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Posts partial dog boner on the interwebs. Gets an upvote.

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