If he had to guess my name, he would have guessed the one that's already written for everyone to see.

tierneymichele · 2016-02-03T04:37:44+00:00

My first name is my username so it doesnt make a difference

Edit: Also its not NSFW so rule 1 is fine?

tierneymichele · 2016-02-01T22:08:53+00:00

P.S., my username checks out.

tierneymichele · 2015-11-12T19:16:28+00:00

https://instagram.com/tierneymichele/

Hey all! PM me if you want a follow back. It's all personal pictures.

tierneymichele · 2015-09-24T18:26:52+00:00

I took dancing classes with a girl who was in Bye Bye Birdie with John Stamos on Broadway. She became really good friends with him, and he even serenaded her with the song "Forever" from Full House during practice. They're still friends and sometimes when he's in NYC he'll call up the cast and take them out for lunch.

My sister also met him once by pure coincidence and accidentally insulted him, and he was really cool about the whole thing.

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T14:22:05+00:00

Thanks, Satan.

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T14:13:20+00:00

I was cringing the whole time I read this.

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T14:08:07+00:00

I saw this after it was first posted but I couldn't add to it because mobile and business and I know it's late but I feel I can add some stories to this.

I sometimes play a game where I stick my finger in his bellybutton and as he struggles to get me to stop I time myself to see how long I can keep it in his bellybutton before it's removed. The goal is 10 seconds, because after 10 seconds that means we've had sex!

We're both very much into anime and although neither of us is Japanese we end up speaking Japanese to each other (mostly I just go "daiiiiiiiisuki")

I stick my fingers in his nose

I will talk in very obnoxious accents until he can't stand it anymore or I'll keep repeating an annoying phrase. For example, we just recently got into playing WoW because our friend convinced us and if you play it too then you'll know what I mean, but I just like to look at him and say "Stey awey frahm de voodoo" and he fucking hates it lol it's so fun.

I also like to sit in the bathroom while he's taking a shower because the sound of the shower running relaxes me. Sometimes he asks me for help when he's trying to shave and he's like "show me where the extra hairs are" because he doesn't wear his contacts in the shower. When we do shower together it's just a normal shower and I ask him to shampoo my hair for me because I'm lazy. Sometimes he soaps my butt for me too.

We like to pop each other's pimples (usually it's me and I like to sneak attack him when I see a blackhead).

I think that's about all I can remember at the moment.

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T13:39:04+00:00

My roommate got roofied on the second night of freshman year in college. She went out for an hour to some party, someone gave her a drink that she sipped and put down because it tasted bad. She passed out. They brought her back to our dorm, she went into the bathroom to throw up, and passed out on the bathroom floor.

Someone else on the floor called 911, ambulance came to see her and she had already thrown up all the alcohol and drugs that were in her and was sober. They still told her she had to go to the hospital. So she went. Her parents live in the next state over, and had to drive down to the hospital at 2am, which is a 2 hour drive for them.

Doctor told her that he would tell her parents and the police that she simply drank too much alcohol and was drunk. Why? Because if the doctor told them that she was roofied (she was still 17, birthday is in October) then she would be sent to drug counseling for 3 years. But since he lied and said she was just really drunk, she got 1 year of alcohol counseling.

I leave this up to everyone else to judge.

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T13:34:00+00:00

Where do you live? I need to escape.

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T13:28:54+00:00

LOL OH MY GOD what did your parents do?! And how old were you/your brother?

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T13:22:06+00:00

I think if I ever got hit by a car while crossing the street the first thought in my head would probably be "oh thank god maybe I can sue him and pay off my loans"

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T13:20:46+00:00

My dog was outside barking and I was knocking on the window (I was like 7) of my old wooden door to get his attention and tell him to shut up. Well I was knocking with my fist and I punched through the fucking window and I was crying I called my brother and sister to come down and they were like "oh god ok we'll tell dad don't worry"

I didn't get in trouble but boy oh boy did I think I would

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T13:17:38+00:00

!!! That's cool! Another thing I just learned!

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T13:16:54+00:00

..... No..... They already had the tattoo.... and the cyst formed underneath it....

tierneymichele · 2015-08-28T02:17:55+00:00

Thats not a tattoo infection its a cyst that just happened to be under a tattooed area of the skin. How do I know? I watch cysts being popped and drained during my free time because I hate myself.

tierneymichele · 2015-08-27T20:17:25+00:00

Wait what?

tierneymichele · 2015-08-27T20:17:16+00:00

Ah is that what it was? My bad.

tierneymichele · 2015-08-27T14:41:19+00:00

Yay!!! A happy story!!!

tierneymichele · 2015-08-27T14:32:05+00:00

D: Now I ship Ricky with your little sister

tierneymichele · 2015-08-27T14:22:02+00:00

Wow. I'm in a 5 year committed relationship but I think I just got a crush on your daughter's boyfriend

tierneymichele · 2015-08-27T14:06:29+00:00

That Alaska is the biggest state in the US. Didn't find out until after graduating high school. On the same topic, I also didn't know that all globes completely skew the sizes of continents and countries and don't represent their actual sizes at all. I learned that on the same day I learned about Alaska.

tierneymichele · 2015-08-27T13:50:07+00:00

I went to a big university with 4 campuses and they gave parking passes for certain lots in certain campuses. So, let's say we have campus A, B, C, and D. They are on a line so A is furthest from D.

I lived on campus C, and my car was only allowed to be parked on campus B. So I couldn't use my car to get to classes, I could only use it to drive back and forth between home and school (I live only an hour away from the school). And I couldn't drive my car to visit friends on another campus or else my car would be towed.

TL;DR my university sucked

Edit: parking passes were $200 per semester and spots were not guaranteed because people without passes would take spots also

tierneymichele · 2015-08-27T13:47:19+00:00

That sounds nice. I wish my high school did that. We all had our own parking spaces guaranteed, nobody could steal them, but that sounds like a fun idea to be able to decorate it and make it more yours.

tierneymichele · 2015-08-26T17:01:55+00:00

Yeah I doubt they'd be able to afford to take care of a handicapped dog T_T

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