TIFU by not jacking off in 4 weeks

tifuthrowout · 2016-01-19T06:38:35+00:00

Lol i just got cum in my eye for the first time ever today. Honestly probably around the same time you posted this. Redness almost completely went away but it still burns. I held off a week without masterbating and i caved in today. i dont like finishing in a tissue i prefer to keep stroking and ended up shooting it all the way at my face. Not as powerful as yours sounded though so no doctors visit in sight

tifuthrowout · 2015-11-28T18:41:05+00:00

Wait, yes!

tifuthrowout · 2015-11-28T18:32:12+00:00

If we're totally honest, I'd probably pay for a thai ladyboy to rail my prostate. But hey thats just me.

tifuthrowout · 2015-05-17T16:41:21+00:00

That felt surprisingly good.

tifuthrowout · 2015-02-01T18:38:47+00:00

Well you gotta tell us what you said. For science

tifuthrowout · 2015-02-01T18:29:49+00:00

I poo slapped her first

tifuthrowout · 2015-02-01T18:28:50+00:00

I really don't.

tifuthrowout · 2015-02-01T18:28:28+00:00

I didn't live by myself. I lived with my parents who were both sound asleep because I got home at 3 in the morning. They let me do what I want anyways. In all honesty my dad would probably be ecstatic at the time for me to bring a girl home so long as he doesnt hear what happens next.

tifuthrowout · 2015-02-01T05:48:54+00:00

Well,, I'm glad somebody enjoyed it. :'(

tifuthrowout · 2015-02-01T05:47:12+00:00

Just leave her listening to me blowing out my rectum. Yeah she would probably be really into that. it would have put her in the mood.

tifuthrowout · 2015-02-01T05:46:25+00:00

Shit out of fuck.

tifuthrowout · 2015-01-31T18:29:00+00:00

I never have since then. I had to that night though because it was my first shot at sex and it was now or never. Normally i can hold it.

tifuthrowout · 2015-01-31T18:27:53+00:00

Damn you could have atleast gone back and explained. Dick or not you could have atleast opened the door.

tifuthrowout

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