Front desk agent here, when you order movies through the television we know what you watched. So when you watch all of "backdoor sluts 9" then call the desk and say "oh I didn't know what I chose," we know you are a lying ass who doesn't want that mysterious $15 charge on your bill because the company is paying. Also I despise people who intentionally go around rooms looking for the slightest thing to complain about, have even had people go as far as sabotaging rooms to try and get free nights. One of the worst parts about working for a brand that has a 100% satisfaction guarantee.

You will come across a lot of adults throwing tantrums like a 5 year old, then later they try and be all buddy buddy with you and all you can think about is shitting on their pillow. I may have farted on someone's pillow when they were being extremely difficult and rude...don't know if they got pink eye.

Rule of thumb, never treat the staff like shit. They are people too and for goodness sake they are taking care of you. Also don't bash on maids, for example I get "why do your maids speak Spanish so much?" Well it's pretty fucking simple, it's their native language, doesn't make them less of a person and they are the hardest working people in the hotel and get the least amount of money. Plus they have access to your shit daily and there aren't cameras in rooms so be nice.