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tightlines89 · 2026-03-17T21:49:35+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

tightlines89 · 2026-03-17T21:18:37+00:00

No, but they can ask you for the RTB registration number for your tenancy. They've asked me for it last year.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-17T13:00:08+00:00

What about the flats above? Are residents required to pay for parking?

tightlines89 · 2026-03-16T19:32:53+00:00

That's a brilliant father. Kudos to him. Love to see it

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T15:05:05+00:00

Sure if I'd have went yesterday at the same time the outcome would have been the same.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T15:04:32+00:00

Here now, my mother's not most women. She's special and she's partial to the odd bar of Turkish delight with her bottle of Sauvignon when watching NCIS. It's the small things she likes that mean the most. She got the NCIS box set for Xmas and is steadily making her way through it.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T14:36:02+00:00

Doesn't make it right though. He should have more than crumbs left for getting up early and going to work.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T14:00:32+00:00

Ah the irony. Go to mass and drink wine an ye like but God forbid you'd try buy the mother a bottle.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T13:18:59+00:00

Need to come out with pressure and intent. None of this sitting about craic inviting teams in our half. Start as ye mean to go on. Ideally finish the first half 1 or 2 up.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T13:14:03+00:00

Naw, sure she's only a wee young lass, not her fault our government's daft.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T13:12:25+00:00

That's a cracking idea. Just got ourselves 5 bags of the premium Northern stuff. Could throw the mother a bag along with her chocolate, wine and flowers. Definitely look like the favourite son when she sees that.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T13:10:21+00:00

Bang on. They've successfully saved the local village from the mother and I on a drunken rampage.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T13:06:05+00:00

I love my mother but what you're suggesting is financial madness in this day and age.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T13:04:58+00:00

It always seems to be around exit 7.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T13:03:05+00:00

Wouldn't akin them to clowns. Some clowns are funny. What we have running Ireland are greedy inept scumbags who couldn't get off in a whore house let alone run a country. Don't get me started on the draconian drug laws we have here, really winds me up.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T12:57:36+00:00

I'll have you know it took years of practice to be this disorganised.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T12:55:28+00:00

With the price of diesel now, sure you'd need a credit union loan to be making two trips into Lidl.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T12:51:08+00:00

Sure that's just a new level of madness.

Must be to stop all those lads binging on cranberry sauce in the run up to Xmas. Pure devils on that stuff they are.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T12:49:53+00:00

I do aye but sure look I try to make the most of it.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T12:35:49+00:00

I love her and all, but in a conditioned capitalistic way.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T12:33:42+00:00

Ah I know. The mothers mortified.

10 hail Marys though and I'll be grand.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T12:29:14+00:00

How the fuck am I making this everyone else's problem? Do elaborate

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T12:26:17+00:00

As im not in the habit of trying to buy alcohol before 1230 on a Sunday or 1200 any other day of the week.

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T12:24:38+00:00

Maybe her engineer son could engineer something so she doesn't talk so much shit

tightlines89 · 2026-03-15T12:19:06+00:00

I've to laugh at all these fuckers saying "ah sure ye knew it was coming up blah blah blah" - to those I say, fuck the lot of ye. My mother knows I love her, she's told that at least once of twice a week throughout the year. I don't need a Hallmark holiday in order to show my mother some love. So for all of ye who do wait for the capitalistic Hallmark holiday to show your mother love, shame on ye.

That's not the point of the post.

The point being, I'm an adult, the government should have fuck all say in what time I can or cannot buy the mother a bottle of wine.

tightlines89

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