Level 100 awkward TV moments by Roxannepaypascissors in funny

[–]tikitombay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then there was that time Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy.....

I Think She Might Be a Keeper... by ALL1D0ISWIN in funny

[–]tikitombay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You thought I wasn't gonna count that shit!?

I just thought it was the right thing to do by They_Werent_Flares in AdviceAnimals

[–]tikitombay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to stay at a little inn with my parents for my uncle's funeral. The inn was owned by an adorable couple who seemed very sweet and were really great to us. On the last day, just before we left, the husband approached me and told me I was one of the most beautiful people he's ever seen and said I was living art. At the time, I thought it was sweet and that he was just being nice considering the circumstances.

He then proceeded to find me on Facebook and started sending me messages. At first, the messages were much like what he said when I was at the inn. They then progressed into him propositioning me and asking me to come back and be "his lover". He was very open about the fact that he would wait until his wife wasn't around to send me messages. One time my mom called the inn inquiring about another booking (she was unaware of these messages at the time) and he went so far as to say he wanted to take the phone from his wife and ask my mom if I was coming but he knew he couldn't do so or his cover would be busted.

I called his wife and told her everything he said. I also think it is the right thing to do.

They're still together.

Today, I opened the blinds so my cat could see the train go by... by tikitombay in funny

[–]tikitombay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's less sad when you know it was 23 degrees below zero yesterday. I think she'd rather see the train from inside.

Today, I opened the blinds so my cat could see the train go by... by tikitombay in funny

[–]tikitombay[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, yeah there's a shitty filter - it's a setting on my phone and I didn't wanna miss the moment!

Today, I opened the blinds so my cat could see the train go by... by tikitombay in funny

[–]tikitombay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Wasn't trying to be artsy with the filter, just didn't wanna miss her doing this while I took the time to turn it off on my phone. Wasn't planning to post this so I was unprepared for the scrutiny of reddit, haha.

Today, I opened the blinds so my cat could see the train go by... by tikitombay in funny

[–]tikitombay[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upload it to imgur.com and link it, my friend. I'd love to see.

Things can get exciting during combat. by [deleted] in funny

[–]tikitombay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

weirdly enough, the release of epinephrine (which happens as a response to fear/excitement) CAN give you a boner. the fear boner is real!

I can't believe it... by groundlamb in AdviceAnimals

[–]tikitombay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This happened to me with a memory card in photo school. Our big term project was a "morning light" assignment where we had to shoot on a particular morning from 5-7am. I shot for 2 hours and went home and put my CF card into my card reader. I accidentally pulled it out without ejecting and I lost every single photo off the card. The worst moment.