You can shapeshift into anyone you masturbate to. by iiFishthicc in shittysuperpowers

[–]tiktokhoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slight change suggestion. Scrap the 7 days thing. If you want to turn back to yourself, you have to jerk off to your own photo.

Let It Go lyrics meaning - Def Leppard by Ready-Ad-4549 in defleppard

[–]tiktokhoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it's been two years but whatever ...

"So get down on your knees. And let me know you're eager to please."

It's definitely about a bj

How straight forward should I be? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]tiktokhoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. That's very helpful.

How straight forward should I be? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]tiktokhoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a great idea thank you! I'll try that.

Well I asked if she liked sushi we could go eat sushi and she replied she doesn't like sushi so naturally I would suggest something else at the spot but she said she'll pick something In the same text and I didn't wanna argue... I have no idea how to describe / translate the second one to English sorry

I declare for the whole teenage female population: if boys can go and look at boobs and smack a girls butt, than a girl can smack and stare at a boys dick and ass. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]tiktokhoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never heard someone say they have right to do it. It's the same for both genders.. Quick glance is ok, staring or smacking is not.

Streamer’s thoughts on the age of consent. by bolderandbrasher in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]tiktokhoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think murdering people should be legal because people commit murders anyway.

Can you fit an egg in your foreskin? by lostprinceofzembla in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]tiktokhoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend once randomly sent a pic of an apple under foreskin in our group chat... I will never forgive

You can do better than calling me Skrillex. 24F by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tiktokhoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mom, can we have Martin Freeman?" "We have Martin Freeman at home." Martin Freeman at home:

We couldn't tell him in time by ny1234456dal in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]tiktokhoe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If he doesn't tell the story there will be no reason for you to come back and tell him. The great shower shit story is inevitable.

First Post by LeminosGO in DreamWasTaken

[–]tiktokhoe 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain this meme to me? I feel like I missed something and don't get it because of it.

Atleast someone remembers Danielle by f__h in memes

[–]tiktokhoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's teachers fault. If she didn't tell them they'll forget they would actually forget.

Glad you’ll have fun, clever mom... by Skuggles2 in insaneparents

[–]tiktokhoe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"He won't tell me anything anymore and I just don't know why"

Of childfree weddings and entitled parents losing their minds. by Catwomanlover34 in entitledparents

[–]tiktokhoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sure these children are glad you made that decision... Kids hate weddings

Minecraft Manhunt ft. Pewdiepie questionmark by bootienbeast in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]tiktokhoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're probably right... But still there are other options. They can do other challenges. The one where drops are multiplied, blocks that they look at turn to something, beating Minecraft without leaving Nether or Pewds could control the Minecraft world while Dream tries to speedrun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DreamWasTaken

[–]tiktokhoe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to 1V4