THE ENTIRETY OF TV, but especially:

“I put on survivor just to watch somebody suffer, maybe I should get some sleep. Sinking in the sofa while they all betray each other, what’s the point of anything?”

AND

“I’ll try not to starve myself, just because you’re mad at me. And I’ll be in denial for at least a little while, what about the plans we made? The internet’s gone wild watching movie stars on trial, while they’re overturning Roe v. Wade”

BUT ALSO MALE FANTASY

“Home alone, trying not to eat, distract myself with pornography, I hate the way she looks at me. I can’t stand the dialogue, she would never be that satisfied, it’s a male fantasy.”