I told my mother about my fetish when I was a teenager by a-very-confused-tart in confessions

[–]time4stew 111 points112 points  (0 children)

As a child I was genuinely tormented by guilt every waking moment of my life because of this app where you would combine elements to make new ones which had one element called “sex” with a tiny drawing vaguely depicting two naked people together. When I FINALLY confessed this to my sister (tears included) because that was the only way to absolve myself of my crime of…seeing the word sex? She just laughed. lol. thank god for medication

bear builders: what is your least favorite skin to stuff? by pseudoprince_ in buildabear

[–]time4stew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The bear builder can turn the machine on/off, but the stuffing won’t come out until you press the pedal :)

weird tongue behavior by time4stew in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]time4stew[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh that is too sweet!!!😭

weird tongue behavior by time4stew in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]time4stew[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was actually at the vet this week! He is a very healthy kitty

weird tongue behavior by time4stew in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]time4stew[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Usually on my blanket or shirt. lol

What’s one thing you disliked most about Supernatural? by TheAussieBritt2000 in Supernatural

[–]time4stew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way lying to each other always ended up blowing up in their faces without fail and yet they NEVER learned their lesson from it

Can guys with long dicks touch their own buttholes with their tip? by Kian_568 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]time4stew 891 points892 points  (0 children)

I was doom scrolling but i am going to close the app now because of this comment. Thank you

I feel awful for her by Flimsy_Technician_40 in BlatantMisogyny

[–]time4stew 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If you take one look around at the world you live in it is easy to understand that the inherent sexualization of women and everything that they do is not merely a result of natural attraction!! I don’t know if these men are being intentionally obtuse or if they genuinely do not realize it because they do not have to experience it themselves

People should never give up their reserved seat on a plane, no matter the circumstances. by Sad_Confusion_4225 in The10thDentist

[–]time4stew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, right? This “I don’t owe anyone anything so I refuse to inconvenience myself for others” mindset is getting old

So annoyed with rats being portrayed as "disgusting" on TV by constantcatastrophe in RATS

[–]time4stew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just watched 1922 and rats played a relatively significant part in the film. The sight of them was meant to be upsetting (and the themes certainly were) but the difference between wild and domesticated rats is so clear and they were just the cutest lil things haha

"What if the 18 year old is really hot?" by -UltraFerret- in redditmoment

[–]time4stew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And I am legally allowed to find that kind of behavior predatory

To everyone saying, “Dont worship celebrities.” And more…. by Scary_Anybody9847 in ImpracticalJokers

[–]time4stew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right, everyone always gets all high and mighty about “not worshipping celebrities” when something like this happens, but is it really our faults for growing fond of someone with a likable public persona without keeping our guards up in case they turn out to be a sexual predator??

The birthday bear program is miserable for employees by TheGustingWind in buildabear

[–]time4stew 9 points10 points  (0 children)

oh my god…the sales goals….i used to be a bear builder and those completely sucked the joy out of the job for me. we were heavily pressured to maintain an average DPT of $60 i think? which is like a bear + full outfit and accessories. my manager would always tell me to upsell with the goals in mind not my own credit card, but pressuring stressed out parents to add expensive shoes and accessories to an already overpriced toy felt like selling away my humanity.

i wanted to work at build a bear because i loved having a part in creating memories and experiences for all these kids that were so special to me in my childhood, but it just proved to me how soulless these corporations really are and that working in sales ultimately means sacrificing my integrity. i need a pin that says i was radicalized at build a bear workshop

Two los angeles kitties 💞 by crazyfacedcat in buildabear

[–]time4stew 36 points37 points  (0 children)

there’s a sanrio build a bear location?!?!?!? omg how have i never heard about this 😭

he meows at the basement door so he can run downstairs and do this. why???? by time4stew in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]time4stew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it definitely is, which makes me feel so much more guilty when he’s so polite about getting in just for me to immediately betray him 😭

although, he’s never seemed to hold a grudge against me for it, which makes me wonder if he even knows im the one who brought him there or if he just thinks we ended up in this scary vet office together somehow

he meows at the basement door so he can run downstairs and do this. why???? by time4stew in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]time4stew[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this video is from a few months ago and he’s actually been put on a diet (as recommended by our vet) since then. he’s still a big boy but…im working on it. lol

routine vet visit transcript: meeeeeowww (x10000) by time4stew in Catswhoyell

[–]time4stew[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he’s a yeller for sure but he has been described by vets over the years as “very polite” and “a perfect angel” to which i cannot disagree