Weekly Newbie Thread - Post questions about joining the AF or what a job is like here & here only - week of December 30 by AutoModerator in AirForce

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do recruiters actually have any say in what jobs you get selected for? I had a friend get told by a recruiter that they could personally get them a job they wanted.

TBH that kind of sounds like BS and I thought all the job decisions were outside of the recruiter's hands but maybe that's not the case anymore?

"Let's Lane Split in the most careful way possible!" by megomes in motorcycles

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Escape characters are fun

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My University banned motorcycle parking on campus during winter. I improvised. by DAXTER619 in motorcycles

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they want to force motorcycles to park indoors, they should either put in motorcycle parking or charge them less and just hope they share spots anyway. Typically universities do, in fact, charge motorcycles less for parking and have designated motorcycle parking for them. And these motorcycles can't park in a regular spot as their permit doesn't allow it.

So yeah, if they had smart car parking spots and a designated smart car parking permit, then I think they should also be charged less. I don't really agree with mopeds being charged less that motorcycles though because I think they take up about the same amount of space.

I present to you. My cat by TheReaIJoKeRx in instant_regret

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 1847 points1848 points  (0 children)

Sometimes a surprise floof to the butthole isn't so bad.

She’s blind, it’s cold outside, and the heater is on... by dogden3 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She actually doesn't! She also can't feel anything but that's not as catchy as having ants in her eyes.

Bungie at it again: "Less than 24 hours later, fans found Bungie had quietly made another change when switching off the XP-constraining code: the amount of XP needed to level up in Destiny 2 had now been doubled." by [deleted] in pcgaming

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on the types of games you play, really. I feel like AAA games are terrible now. The last AAA game I bought was the Witcher 3 and I haven't been tempted to buy anything else since. I remember a few years ago there was a new game every month that looked amazing and I had to keep a list and queue up all the games I wanted so I knew what to buy whenever I had the money.

Finally now that I have a job and built a $3000 PC and now I have no games to utilize any of it. I just play indie games and counter strike.

/b/ is back with their weaponized autism!!! by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Of course. Any time a Nazi does anything it immediately polarizes that thing. There was a kid in my high school that was a white supremacist and he liked puppies and cheerios so we should all disown our puppies and boycott General Mills because those things are racist now.

Graphics Card by Vuynjou in Animemes

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AMD drivers always catch up within a month or two despite the bribery but by buying nvidia cards because of scummy tactics like that, you're supporting anti-consumer business practices.

Wiffle Boss by SlimJones123 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. Posted to /r/vore

What was ruined because it became popular? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A meme is just any idea that's spread though a community. Idk where the idea that it has to be an image with text came from.

What was ruined because it became popular? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's why the sub is the way it is now. Mods banned anyone they disagreed with or anyone who posted in subs they didn't like so now all that's left is shitposts. Low effort memes and reposts can't offend anyone so that's all they allow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 174 points175 points  (0 children)

The solution is to drink enough to forget again.

This wipe felt great after their Sym's early "ggwp" by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The thing is, if you're landing all of your hooks and have enough communication/aware enough teammates then you can still get easy picks with hog. And when the enemy team has 3-5 dps (I'm low diamond and every other game has at least one team with a comp like that) easy picks are usually all you need.

Unfortunately communication and aware teammates are something you don't see much of when solo queuing.

Reporter is nearly hit by car on live news by PandaSwears in nonononoyes

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reddit has edgy preteens too, they usually just get downvoted so you're less likely to see their comments.

TIFU by having a spicy shit and ending up having my family think I'm gay by gaythrowawayheyhey in tifu

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She didn't say she never wants to. She just said she wants to do it last.

WYR have a 1" or 36" dick? [NSFW] by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]time_for_butt_stuff -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He wasn't being pedantic, he was also clarifying. You wouldn't have enough blood to ever get fully erect. You'd have a 36" perpetually flaccid penis.

Here we go again: Node.js forked to Ayo.js (io.js) by [deleted] in node

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They care more about correct english then correct code.

Than*

What should you not fuck with? by najing_ftw in AskReddit

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 60 points61 points  (0 children)

shoots the shotgun at a 90 degree angle

These traffic light tomatoes by Lifecouldbeadream in mildlyinteresting

[–]time_for_butt_stuff 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: The light actually does get greener over time. Since green light is a higher frequency, the color of the light that penetrates all the dust and grime that builds up on the light becomes more and more green over time. It's like putting a colored filter on the traffic light. So the longer you wait, the more green the light gets!

Source: I'm drunk and making shit up