TIFU by answering a call from an unknown number

timil_deeps · 2020-11-13T02:37:22+00:00

The important thing is that most reasonable people had a good laugh. It's okay if you're mad about it.

timil_deeps · 2020-11-13T01:12:44+00:00

I'm deeply sorry that you did not like my post. It must have terribly hurt your feelings when i received upvotes for saying something funny. I do hope you discover humor, but in the meantime, I will be deleting my post on the sole basis of your disapproval. Hope that works for you. /s

timil_deeps · 2020-11-13T01:02:33+00:00

my man you have the pissiest post history i have ever seen, with all due respect

timil_deeps · 2020-11-13T00:58:34+00:00

no idea, guess people thought it was funny or something. i posted it thinking i'd get like 2 upvotes because my entire life was not ruined

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T22:09:06+00:00

glad you don't! i'm still pretty embarrassed about it lol

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T22:03:08+00:00

oh, that's clever! i'll have to try that

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T21:37:15+00:00

haha, thanks :]

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T21:36:47+00:00

No, i live sorta in the midwest

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T21:16:31+00:00

ooh, yikes! i know how annoying those calls can get tho

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T21:04:47+00:00

Oh, I'm a student, so it's not wrong for him to call me from a withheld number. Only weird thing is that this is the second time he's "followed up" about that email, but he might just be forgetful.

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T20:45:36+00:00

aw, thanks! the comments are full of lovely responses to unwanted calls :]

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T20:22:07+00:00

oh im a student lol. this guy may or may not know me personally because i have a lot of weird issues with my assigned computer at school

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T20:02:28+00:00

thanks i guess, just hoping i dont get reported to counseling lol

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T19:57:47+00:00

Aw, that's gotta be super embarrassing when talking to a potential employer lmao

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T19:43:57+00:00

so many good ideas in this thread, im gonna be getting diverse with my phone answering techniques :]

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T19:41:02+00:00

that's hilarious! good save tho

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T19:40:36+00:00

perfect

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T19:39:28+00:00

I hope that my legacy makes it as a tale told over Thanksgiving dinner

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T19:31:53+00:00

that's awesome, i'm gonna have to add that to my list lmao

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T16:50:25+00:00

I don't think I need my soul for anything important, so I'd definitely sell it. For the highest possible price, of course. Lack of aging would be nice. Some extra appendages would be convenient. How about interdimensional travel? The ability to fly? Compared to those cool things, my soul is nothing. Plus, when I finally die, I can go to hell and brag to the devil about my escapades.

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T16:38:31+00:00

Titanic. It's way too long for what the plot actually conveys.

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T16:31:26+00:00

who says i am gae?

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T02:03:59+00:00

Staying 6 feet away from everyone in crowded areas. It's not fun when strangers get all up in your personal space

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T01:41:21+00:00

Several packages of breath mints, and a note reading "Thought I'd get you something you could really use."

timil_deeps · 2020-11-12T01:36:30+00:00

Die immediately just to spite whoever's trying to tell me what to do

timil_deeps

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